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Eggman Unplugged

Third Person's POV

We start outside of Sonic and Brody's shack as Knuckles is sleeping in a beach chair cuddled up to Ralph. Sonic, Brody, Turbo, Tails, Amy and Sticks are walking up to him. Sonic in particular is sneaking "This is gonna be sweet" Sonic said and giggling he sprays whipped cream in Knuckles' hand "You guys are so immature" Amy said "I love practical jokes. But wouldn't tricking him into cleaning the bathroom be more practical?" Tails asks and Sticks giggles and tickles Knuckles with a feather. Knuckles rubs his head with his hand, his head now covered with whipped cream. The rest of the gang watch Knuckles and all laugh. A Fly Bot is observing them.

At Eggman's Lair, Eggman is in his HQ room, watching Fly Bot's video recording with Orbot and Cubot "Oh, I love this show. Hey, who's that blue guy and yellow guy? They look just like Sonic and Brody" Cubot said "I'm spying on Sonic and Brody with my Fly Bot, bolthead" Eggman said "But they're not doing anything" Orbot said "Eventually they will and then I'll learn something I can use. I just have to keep watching. And watching. And watching" Eggman said and Cubot sprays whipped cream in Orbot's hand "I believe the subject needs to be asleep for this particular prank to work" Orbot said "See? You've learned something from watching" Eggman said and Cubot grabs Orbot's hand and moves it into his face, smearing it in whipped cream.

Back outside Sonic and Brody's shack, Knuckles wakes up and stretches yawning "Why is there whipped cream in my hand?" He asks "OK, he's up. Who are we gonna prank next?" Sonic asks and Brody taps Sonic's arms and looks to the side. The group spots the Fly Bot, who tries to hide behind a palm tree "Know what, let's head to the canyon and hang out under that giant boulder on the cliff" Sonic said and smirks at the group "I don't know. That boulder's ready to fall" Amy said "If we're under it we'll be crushed!" Turbo said.

Back in Eggman's Lair, "I knew if I was patient this would pay off. I love technology. Let's go push a boulder onto that loathsome blue rat and yellow dog" Eggman said and Orbot and Cubot are revealed to be covered in whipped cream "We'll need a second" Orbot said.

*Later at the canyon*

Eggman, Orbot and Cubot are flying through the canyon in the Eggmobile. Eggman is checking his video surveillance on his console. The video fee shows Team Sonic standing in the canyon, below the boulder "That's right, stand there like fools. Because that's what fools do. They stand" Eggman said "You're standing" Cubot said "Quiet, fool" Eggman said and they fly up to the boulder. After landing, Eggman walks up to the boulder "Once I push this boulder over the cliff, I'll be rid of Sonic and Brody once and for all" Eggman said and tries pushing the boulder. He grunts and groans, but the boulder is not moving an inch "Oh, for crying out loud" Eggman said and Orbot and Cubot look at Eggman "Don't just float there, help me" Eggman said and Orbot and Cubot help Eggman push the boulder, but the boulder is not moving "Grrr!" Eggman said and walks over to his Eggmobile, and types something into its console. The Eggmobile starts flying and begins firing a energy blaster in-between Orbot and Cubot, pushing the boulder over the edge. The boulder falls down and Eggman chuckles as the boulder falls onto a seesaw and propels a half-barrel of whipped cream up in the air. It lands upside-down on Eggman, covering him with whipper cream. Team Sonic pop out from behind a boulder and burst with laughter "Oh, you look so dumb!" Knuckles said "But... You're down there" Eggman said "We saw your Fly Bot watching us, so we fed it a little... Misinformation" Brody said "Grrr!" Eggman said "Then Turbo and I jammed its signal with a video loop of us at the bottom of the canyon" Tails said "I told you technology couldn't be trusted. No, wait, I told them. But if you were spying on us you probably heard me. Of course, if you heard me by using technology, you couldn't trust the information that technology can't be trusted. So there!" Sticks said "Gah!" Eggman said and kicks his Eggmobile away. However, the Eggmobile comes back and knocks Eggman down "Ooh!" Eggman said and lies on the ground "The crazy one's right. Machines can't be trusted. That's it, I'm unplugging everything" Eggman said "Including us?" Orbot asks worried "You don't count. You're like... One step above a paperweight" Eggman said.

*Later at Meh Burger*

Team Sonic is sitting at a table "I'm worried about Eggman. He didn't take that very well" Amy said "I'm sure he's fine. He just..." Sonic said "Hyah!" Eggman said as he is shown having Orbot and Cubot drag him around in his grounded Eggmobile "Whoa!" Eggman said and gets out of his Eggmobile, leaving an exhausted Orbot and Cubot behind him, and walks up to the Male Fennec's shop. Eggman picks up a bowl in the shop "Fascinating! And what might this thing be?" Eggman asks "That's a bowl" the male fennec said "Ah, yes, a bowl. How does it work?" Eggman asks "You put things in it and stir them.." the male fennec said and pulls a spoon out "With a spoon" He said "A spoon! Marvellous! Is that controlled by a laser-guided spoonalyser, or perhaps a hydraulic stirillator?" Eggman asks "You hold it in your hand" The male fennec said and hands the spoon over to Eggman "Wonderful! I'll take it. You see, I've sworn off technology. Now, what do you have in the way of a manual weapon for destroying blue hedgehogs and yellow wolves?" Eggman asks " We don't get much call for that, what with Sonic and Brody being beloved and all. But you can't go wrong with a rolling pin or a frying pan" the male fennec said and chuckles "They're classics" He said "I'll take 50 of each" Eggman said "Shall I have them delivered to your lair?" The male fennec asks "No, no, no, no, no. I've abandoned my lair. Technology!" Eggman said and the Chameleon is watch Eggman from behind.

Later at Eggman's dumpster, "I called this emergency meeting of the Lightning Bolt Society to report that Dr. Eggman has deserted his lair" The chameleon said "Shall we take it over?" The weasel bandit asks "Better than having meetings here" Dave said and the Lightning Bolts open up the dumpster and peek out of it from the inside.

Inside Eggman's lair, the Lighting Bolts arrive in Eggman's HQ room " Look at this place! The answer to all our problems. An evil lair full of, uh... doodads. And whatnots. Dibs on the gewgaw" Willy said and starts touching the touchpad on the desk. Dave picks up a remote and starts pressing its buttons, turning on some disco lightning. Dave and the Weasel Bandit then start fighting over the remote. While pushing the remote's buttons, a Crab Bot comes online. A laser turrets then fires at the table, momentarily halting Dave and the Weasel Bandit. However, they quickly start fighting over the remote again. Their fighting and accidental pressing of the remote's buttons causes the lair's missile silo to open and close several times "Oh, yeah. I could totally wreak havoc like this" Willy said and falls asleep in Eggman's chair.

*Later Outside Sonic and Brody's shack*

Sonic is relaxing in his beach chair cuddling to Brody "Sonic the Hedgehog and Brody the Wolf!" Eggman said and Sonic and Brody wake up and see Eggman enter the scene in his Eggmobile, which he still has Orbot and Cubot drag around "Prepare for a technology-free battle for the ages" Eggman said "Serious?" Sonic asks "Does this look serious to you?" Eggman asks and pulls out a homemade handheld catapult "No" Brody said "Perhaps a hand-knit mohair net will change your mind" Eggman said and flings the net at Sonic and Brody with his handheld catapult. The net misses Sonic and Brody by a long shot "Yeah... nope" Sonic said "Hmm. Perchance these exquisitely crafted beeswax candle bombs..." Eggman said "Is this a battle or a craft fair?" Brody asks "The two aren't mutually exclusive" Eggman said and drops the candle bombs "I'll get the hang of this. And when I do, you're not gonna know what hit you. Hyah!" Eggman said and Orbot and Cubot begin dragging Eggman and his Eggmobile away. Eggman looks back at Sonic and Brody briefly and grunts.

Meanwhile at Eggman's Lair, the Lightning Bolts are hanging out in the HQ room. Dave and the Weasel Bandit are still fighting over the remote "Give me the controller" Dave said. At the same time in the Village Center Octopus Bot is rampaging through the village. "You lost the last level. It's my turn" The Weasel bandit said while Octopus Bot begins attacking the villagers. The villagers begin shrieking and running away. Octopus Bot gets one of its tentacles stuck in-between two rocks and Dave and the Weasel Bandit continue to fight over the remote. Ocotopus Bot tries to pull its tentacle free "Argh!" Lady Walrus said as she's running away in fear. Team Sonic then arrives on the scene "Woah. What in the world is going on with that thing?" Sonic asks and Octopus Bot frees itself from the boulders "I got this" Knuckles said and runs to it only to get knocked back through the air by Octopus Bot "Ugh!" Knuckles said "Has Eggman gone back to his old tricks?" Amy asks.

Meanwhile in Seaside Island, Eggman is washing his clothes in a stream "You'd think someone would have invented an easier way to do this by now" Eggman said. Back in Eggman's Lair, the Chameleon and Dave are fumbling with the controls in the HQ room, thinking they are playing a video game "Turn it up. I can't hear anything" the chameleon said and Dave starts pressing the control panel "This looks like the volume control" Dave said and a missile is launched from the lair's missile silo and flies towards Seaside Island, eventually reaching the Village Center "Huh?" Sonic and Brody ask as the missile flies over the heads on Team Sonic.

The Chameleon and Dave are still in the HQ room. The Chameleon shakes his head at Dave, who continues to fumble with Eggman's control panel. The missile flies back towards Team Sonic, who manage to dodge it. They land and explodes outside the village "You stay here and deal with Octopus Bot. We'll find out what's going on" Brody and Sonic said.

At an old shack in the woods, Eggman is inside the shack with Orbot and Cubot churning butter, with only a candle to provide him with light "I need more light to churn this butter" Eggman said and Orbot turns on his ocular flashlights "I told you no technology" Eggman said and Orbot turns off his ocular flashlights.

At Eggman's Lair, the Lightning Bolts have gathered around Willy, who is pressing the remote "Hey, I'm ordering up some pizzas. Who's in?" Willy asks and the Lighting Bolts all raise their hands. Willy continues to press the remote, accidently sending a swarm of Bee Bots to Seaside Island in the process.

At the canyon, Sonic and Brody run through the canyon until they see a red-hot glowing crater with the Gogoba Chief next to it, his leg caught under a rock "Are you OK?" Brody asks "Never better. I can't imagine anywhere I'd rather spend my vacation than crushed underneath a giant boulder" the gogoba chief said and Sonic and Brody see the swarm of Bee Bots approaching "Bee Bots? Oh, come on!" Sonic said and he and Brody dodge the Bee Bot swarm. Sonic and Brody land on top of the rock crushing the Gogogba Chief's foot "Hey!" The gogoba chief said "Sorry" Sonic and Brody said and run after the Bee Bot swarm "Don't worry about me. I'll just chew off my leg. Which works out well because I haven't had anything to eat in a while" the gogoba chief said.

Back in the village, Tails, Turbo, Ralph, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks are all fighting Octopus Bot. Suddenly, they see a Crab Bot walk into a Motobug, which malfunctions and begins firing lasers everywhere, shooting down random Bee Bots and Fly Bots in the process. Wild Cat and Wolfie then run away from their seats at Meh Burger when a swarm of Bee Bots come flying. Sonic and Brody are observing the chaos unfold "Oh, that's it" Sonic and Brody said.

*Later at Seaside Island fields*

Eggman is plowing a field with his Eggmobile, which he has Orbot and Cubot drag around. Sonic and Brody arrive "Eggman! You've got to stop this crazy plan of yours right now" Sonic said "Sorry English, but if I don't plan this sorghum now, there'll be no sorghum cakes come winter" Eggman said "Are you telling us you're not behind these attacks?" Brody asks "I know not of what you speak" Eggman said "Allow me to access Dr Eggman's computer" Orbot said and accesses Eggman's computer wirelessly "It appears that someone has taken over the lair. Accessing" Orbot said "It's the Lightning Bolt Society" He said "Those losers? No wonder the attacks have been so random. Look! They let Cowbot out" Sonic said as Cowbot moos, but is then destroyed by a stray missile "Egghead, you've got to help us fight them" Brody said "Here, take my frying pan catapult" Eggman said and throws Sonic and Brody his frying pan catapult "We're burning daylight! Hyah!" Eggman said and Sonic and Brody groan. They then throw the frying pan catapult away and run off while Eggman resumes plowing his field. Suddenly though, Cowbot's head lands behind Eggman and moos. After looking back at Cowbot, Eggman chooses to ignore it.

At Eggman's Lair, Dave has opened a panel inside the lair with a red and yellow button behind it "I wonder what these do?" Dave asks and presses both buttons. In the fields Orbot and Cubot shut down and back in the lair Dave shrugs and leaves the panel.

In Seaside Island fields, "Hyah! Uh, hello? I said, "Hyah!" Orbot? Cubot? Wake up! You've got to wake up. I-I'm all alone. You Lightning Dolts have left me no choice. Time to get my tech on" Eggman said and tries to turn on his Eggmobilke, but it will not start "Seriously?" Eggman asks and groans and tries to turn on his Eggmobilke again. This time though it, starts, and Eggman hauls Orbot, Cubot and his plow into the air.

Outside Eggman's Lair, The lair's laser turrets are firing everywhere as Eggman approaches his lair. Meanwhile, Team Sonic is trying to reach the lair's entrance. However, Tails, Turbo and Amy pull back when a laser almost hits them. A Motobug then approaches them, but is shot by a laser. Meanwhile, Sonic and Brody are fighting a Bee Bot and Motobug until they are shot down by lasers too "There is no way to tell what they're shooting at. This is ridiculous" Sonic said and dodges a laser that shoots a stray Bee Bot down. Team Sonic's other members seek cover behind the cliffs. Sticks tries to take out a Motobug, but laser does it for her. Sonic and Brody then join their friends behind the cliffs. There, Team Sonic encounter Eggman "Eggman, how do we get into the lair?" Amy asks "Under this rock is a tunnel that leads to the back door" Eggman said and a Fly Bot is watching the group.

Inside Eggman's Lair, the Lightning Bolts are watching Fly Bot's video feedback "We'll sneak in and take them by surprise" Eggman said "He doesn't know we're watching. Looks like someone's not as smart as we are" Dave said "Who's that?" The Weasel Bandit asks "Tell us later. To the back door!" Willy said and the Lightning Bolts grab Disintegrator Rays and run off.

The Lightning Bolts take aim at the back door "When they come in, someone's gonna be very surprised" The chameleon said "Yeah. You" Sonic and Brody said and the Lightning Bolts turn around to see Sonic, Brody and Eggman standing behind them "Agh!" The chameleon said "We knew you were watching so we gave you false information. It's a strategy I came up with myself. Without help" Eggman said "Oh boy" Sonic and Brody said "Not so fast! We've got the weapons" Dave said and Eggman presses his wrist controller.The Disintegrator Rays the Lightning Bolts have armed themselves with fall apart "Well, it was fun taking over your lair, but we've got to run" Willy said.

Later, Eggman is accessing his lair's system in his laboratory, which is a mess "Its going to take weeks to get all my defense systems reprogrammed. No attacking 'till then, got it?" Eggman asks "Yeah, sure" Sonic and Brody said groaning and Eggman walks over the to the panel with the red and yellow buttons and presses them. Orbot and Cubot turn back on "Welcome back. I'm glad you're OK" Eggman said "You are?" Orbot asks "Yes. This place isn't going to clean itself. Get to work!" Eggman said and Orbot and Cubot start picking up trash. Sonic and Brody turn around to join their team in the hall "Before you go, can I interest you in some butter?" Eggman asks and Sonic and Brody back off "Yeah... Sorry, Egghead" Sonic and Brody said and the door closes in front of Team Sonic "I'm gonna need a lot of toast" Eggman said as this chapter comes to an end.

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