Third Person's POV

Sonic, Brody, Tails, Turbo, Knuckles, Ralph, Amy, and Sticks are all at Meh Burger "I don't care what anyone says. Meh burgers are the best burgers!" Sonic said and takes a bite out of his meh burger and swallows "Mmm! It's like Mardi Gras in my mouth! Only no one in my mouth is handing out beads" Sonic said when Swifty runs past Sonic and Brody. He runs circles around Wild Cat and Mike the Ox, then stops. He lifts his sunglasses with his right hand and winks his left eye. Wild Cat, The Old Monkey, and The Monkey Child all gasp in amazement. Swifty then reaches behind his back with his right hand, pulls out a skateboard, and sets it down in front of him "What's he gonna do with that skateboard?" The old monkey asks "I think he's gonna... ride it!" Mike said and Swifty smiles and points at Mike with his left index finger. The villagers all gasp in awe when they see Swifty "What? He's riding a skateboard. How is that impressive?" Sonic asks "Ignore him" Brody said and Swifty smiles, then lowers his sunglasses with his right hand. He rides his skateboard around the villagers and into Meh Burger. Villagers that resemble Wild Cat and Lady goat both gasp in awe, and Knuckles turns to face Swifty "He's got serious street-wise style!" Knuckles said "He's jumping six inches off the ground" Sonic said and Swifty rides his skateboard on the table, knocking over Sonic's glass of juice and causing the juice from it to splash in Sonic's face. Swifty then stops, lifts his sunglasses with his right hand, and points at Sonic, Brody, Turbo, Tails, Ralph, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks with his left index finger "Radical speed!" Swifty said and blows on his left index finger and the villagers all cheer "Oh, for the love of..." Sonic said "Wow! Those were some sweet moves!" Tails said and Swifty rides his skateboard up to Tails "Thanks, bro!" Swifty said "You hear that? He called me "bro"!" Tails said "Yeah, I heard. He's quite a wordsmith" Sonic said "It's Swifty" Swifty said and holds up his left index finger as he pushes his skateboard up "Swifty the Shrew!" Swifty said "I don't see what the fuss is about; he's just a shrew in gaudy clothes!" Brody said and Amy tosses her meh burger aside "I got it!" Swifty said and runs up to the meh burger, which falls in slow motion. Mike, Lady Goat, and the Old Monkey all stare in awe, and Swifty catches the meh burger in his left hand. He holds it up to Amy "You...caught my burger!" Amy said gasping "Radical... speed!" Swifty said and Swifty winks his right eye at Amy. He waves the fingers from his right hand over the meh burger and holds it up to Amy, who takes a bite out of it, then takes it from Swifty with both her hands "Radical speed!" Amy said with her mouth full "Give me a break! I can feed people sandwiches, watch!" Sonic said and picks up his meh burger with his right hand and shoves it in Knuckles' mouth. Knuckles spits it out and coughs "Hey, lay off, man!" Knuckles said "Help! Help! My baby!" Lady Walrus said and points to a house with her right hand. Atop the house, Chumley sucks on his pacifier as he walks on a precarious ledge "Somebody needs to help that baby!" Turbo said "Say no more, compadre bromigo!" Swifty said and lowers his sunglasses with his right hand and jumps onto his skateboard "Time for some..." Swifty said "Radical speed!" Tails, Turbo, Knuckles, Ralph, Amy and Sticks said "Ha!" Sonic and Brody said and Swifty rides his skateboard towards Chumley. Tails, Turbo, Ralph, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all cheer him on "Yeah? Well, Brody and I are saving the day, too!" Sonic said and he and Brody walk away, then look back at Tails, Turbo, Ralph, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks "Time for some... rescuing... baby... action... heroness?" Sonic asks and Tails, Turbo, Knuckles, Ralph, Amy, and Sticks all stare unimpressed at Sonic and Brody "We'll figure out a catchphrase later" Brody said and he and Sonic run after Swifty. Swifty rides his skateboard. He reaches behind his back with both his hands and pulls out a pair of sparklers in each. The villagers all cheer Swifty on, and Swifty is now holding a rocket in his left hand. He lights the rocket with the sparklers in his right hand as Sonic and Brody catch up to him. Swifty lets go of the rocket, which sets off sparks in Sonic and Brody's eyes "Ow! Our retinas!" Sonic and Brody said and at a glue stand, a blue ox is holding a bucket of glue in his right hand "Glue! Get your fresh glue here!" The Blue ox said and Swifty rides his skateboard past the blue ox, causing him to spill the glue bucket on the ground in front of him. Sonic and Brody run into the glue and get stuck in it. As they try to pull themselves out, Swifty continues to ride his skateboard towards Chumley "Huh!" Sonic and Brody said and Swifty continues to ride his skateboard towards Chumley. He grabs a handle with both his hands and spins it around, spinning a crane arm with a net on the hook. He lets go, and the hook throws the net into the air. Sonic and Brody look up in shock as the net falls on them. Lady Walrus is near him, and she stares in shock as Chumley falls off the precarious ledge. Swifty catches him in his right arm, and Chumley sucks on his pacifier as Swifty drinks from a can of soda he is holding in his left hand. The villagers take pictures of Swifty as he falls, then Swifty and his skateboard land on the ground and he rides it up to Lady Walrus. He hands her Chumley, then holds up his right thumb "Remember, when you need a hero with style, give me a call!" Swifty said and grabs his sunglasses with his left hand "I'm Swifty the Shrew! Catch you round, dudes! ...and lady dudes" Swifty said and rides his skateboard away, and Amy and Sticks stare at him in a lovestruck state "I'd love to be his lady dude! Oh!" Amy said and faints, and Sticks catches her in her arms "Me, too! Oh!" Sticks said and faints, and Tails runs up to her, catching her and Amy in his arms "Fainting party! Ah!" Tails said and falls over.

*Later At Sonic and Brody's house*

 In Sonic and Brody's house, Sonic and Brody took off their shoes and are scraping the glue with a scraper they are holding "Lousy Swifty and his lousy "In your face" street-wise style! Lousy hip urban lingo!" Sonic said "Just forget about that idiot" Brody said and Amy and Sticks are lying on the couch next to them "And did you see the way he pulled down his sunglasses and winked? Oh, he's perfect!" Amy said "I know! If he ever visited me, I'd disable all my booby traps!" Sticks said and gets off the couch "You never disable your booby traps!" Amy said "I know!" Sticks said and Sonic facepalms.

At Tails and Turbo's workshop, Sonic and Brody walk into Tails and Turbo's workshop and open the door. They are surprised to find Swifty with Tails and Turbo as the duo work on their plane "This is one bodacious radical flying machine, dude-a-rino bro-guy!" Swifty said ""Dude-a-rino bro-guy"?" Sonic asks and Tails and Swifty point at each other, then bump their fists "Totally radical engineering!" Tails and Swifty said "Ha ha ha!" Swifty said and Tails and Swifty bump fists again, then swing them around, then point at each other with both their index fingers "Hey!" Sonic and Brody said and Tails and Swifty stare at Sonic and Brody "That's our best friend you're bonding with, punk!" Sonic said and Swifty holds up both his hands like stop signs "Whoa-oa! Chill-ax, blue and yellow mans! What's the big dealio?" Swifty asks and jumps off of Tails and Turbo's plane "The big dealio is We're sick of you! We're sick of your gelled-back fur and We're sick of your hip urban lingo with words like... "Dealio"!" Brody said and Knuckles, Ralph, Amy, and Sticks all walk in as Swifty walks up to Sonic and Brody " Let's not go agro, bro-zilla! Can't help if I'm more handsome, stylin', and..." Swifty said and runs up to Sonic and Brody "Totally faster than you!" Swifty said "You're not faster than us" Sonic said "Bro, you've got speed, but not..." Swifty said and runs around Sonic and Brody "Radical speed!" Swifty said "Stop saying that! It's not even a thing!" Brody said and he and Sonic walk away "Radical speed is totally a thing!" Swifty said and Sonic and Brody turn to him "Oh, a race around the village will prove that it isn't!" Sonic said "Eh, sounds dope! Winner gets bragging rights!" Swifty said "Agreed" Sonic and Brody said and Swifty runs up to Sonic and Brody and points at them with his left index finger "And the loser leaves town!" Swifty said "Uh, wait, what?" Brody asks "If you don't think you got the skills!" Swifty said and walks away "Oh, We've got the skills, all right! We're so full of skills that skills are leaking out of our ears! I mean, not literally, because that would be disgusting" Sonic said and looks over at Knuckles, Ralph, Amy, and Sticks, who all have disgusted expressions on their faces. He then turns to face Swifty "See you at the race!" Brody said andhe and Sonic run out the door, which closes behind them. Swifty walks up to Tails and Turbo and puts his right hand on Tails' back "Heh, man, can you believe those guys? What a lameoid!" Swifty said "Those lameoids are my best friends! That didn't come out right" Tails said "Swifty, you're the lameoid. You're one thousand times the lameoid that Sonic and Brody are!" Amy said "But look at my flashy threads and fly shades!" Swifty said and pulls down his sunglasses with his left hand and points at them with his left index finger "And idiot with shades is what you are" Knuckles said "Swifty, get out!" Amy said and points at the door with her left thumb. Swifty reaches behind his back with his right hand and pulls out his skateboard "So long, losers!" Swifty said and sets his skateboard down in front of him and gets on it. He then waves at Tails, Turbo, Ralph, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks with his left hand "Swifty out!" Swifty said and Tails holds the door open with his left hand and Swifty rides his skateboard out of it. Tails then pushes the door shut. 

*Later*

The villagers cheer as they see Sonic, Brody and Swifty, who are at a starting line. Mayor Fink is in between them. The Villagers cheer, and Stratford and Wild Cat are waving flags with Swifty's face on them in their left hands. Tails and Turbo are holding a blue and yellow flag in their right hand and wave it as they, Ralph, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all nervously wave their arms for Sonic and Brody "Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for the race of a lifetime! The winner will have the right to brag whenever and wherever he wants! The loser will, um... uh, let's see now..." Mayor Fink said and opens the book he is holding in his left arm and flips through it "Um, uh... be banished from the village forever!" Mayor Fink said and Tails, Turbo, Ralph, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all stare in shock upon hearing this "That seems a little harsh, but, uh, rules are rules!" Mayor Fink said and walks past Sonic and Brody. Swifty reaches behind his back with his right hand and pulls out his skateboard. The villagers cheer, and Swifty holds up his left thumb. Mayor fink is now holding the starting gun in his right hand "Racers, on your marks, get set" Mayor Fink said "Go!" He said and fires his staring gun, and Sonic, Brody and Swifty run past the starting line. Sonic and Brody run past Swifty at a gazebo, but to their surprise, Swifty is somehow riding his skateboard in front of them as he holds up two fingers on his left hand "How the..." Sonic and Brody said and they run past Swiftly "What if Sonic and Brody don't win?" Sticks asks "They'll win. Nobody's faster than Sonic and Brody!" Tails said and Sonic and Brody run past Swifty, and into an alley. The force of their speed rips two posters off the wall, but to their surprise, Swifty has somehow overtaken them again. Swifty lifts up his sunglasses with his left hand and points at Sonic and Brody with his right index finger "Radical speed!" Swifty said "Radical shut your pie hole!" Sonic and Brody said and they run past Swifty and cross the finish line. They hold up both their arms " Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Okay, We won!" Sonic and Brody said and they look over at Tails, Ralph, Turbo, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks, who all stare sadly at them "This is the part where everyone cheers!" Sonic said and he and Brody look over in shock. The villagers all cheer as they toss Swifty, who is holding a smoothie in his right hand, into the air. They set Swifty down in front of them, and Mayor Fink, who is holding a lei in both his hands, puts it on Swifty as Swifty drinks from his cup. He then points at it with his left index finger "Radical smoothie!" Swifty said "He won? With time to get a smoothie?" Sonic asks and he and Brody turn to face Tails, Turbo, Ralph, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks "But... how? We passed him! I saw it! Something smells fishy about this race!" Brody said "I told you, I have irritable bowl syndrome!" Gil said and Swifty runs up to Sonic and Brody "Ahem! I think it's time for someone to be all banished, yo!" Swifty said and Sonic and Brody stare angrily at Swifty, and Tails, Turbo, Ralph, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all stare sadly upon hearing this "Sonic the Hedgehog and Brody the Wolf, in accordance with town bylaw 77415, subsection B, paragraph nine," Mayor FInk said "I hearby declare you two... uh, uh, banished!" He said and reaches behind his back with his right hand and pulls out a gavel. Dave the Intern appears, carrying a sound block in both his hands. Mayor Fink pounds his gavel on it, and Dave walks away. Tails, Turbo, Ralph, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks watch sadly as the Beaver and Wolf Policemen take Sonic and Brody away. They take Sonic and Brody to a red dotted line outside the village. Sonic  and Brody walk sadly over the line, then after they crosses it, they hides both their hands behind their backs and smile nervously. They try to put their left foot over the dotted line "No" the beaver officer said and Sonic and Brody hold out both their arms and try to put their right foot over the dotted line "No" the officer said and Sonic and Brody walk away sadly, then run back, trying to put their right foot over the line "No" The officer said and Sonic and Brody put their right foot down and stare angrily at the Beaver and Wolf Policemen, then turns to face away from them.

Back in the village, Lady Walrus is holding Chumley in her left arm and a picture in her right hand as Swifty signs it with a pencil he is holding in his right hand. Tails, Turbo, Ralph, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks "I can't accept that Sonic and Brody are gone!" Amy said "But Sonic and Brody are gone!" Eggman said and Tails, Turbo, Ralph, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all turn to face Dr. Eggman as he flies into the village on his Eggmobile "Ha ha! You all fell victim of the charms of my greatest robot yet!" Eggman said "A robot?" Amy said "Well, more like an army of robots" Eggman said and presses a button on his Eggmobile's control panel with his right hand "Radical speed!" Swifty said and ten clones of Swifty run up to the original "Radical speed!" The Swifty clones said "Sonic and Brody didn't lose the race! There were just multiple Swifties all along the track! We call shenanigans!" Tails and Turbo said "It's too late for shenanigans! Now, without your precious hedgehog and wolf heroes to stop me, I can finally fulfill my lifelong evil dream!" Eggman said and holds up both his arms, and thunder booms and lightning flashes in the distance "Building my own theme park!" Eggman said and Tails, Turbo, Ralph, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all stare blankly at Eggman "That doesn't sound very evil" Amy said "It might even create some new jobs" Knuckles said "Silence! In my theme park empire, your entire village will be forced to wait in long lines, buy overpriced merch, and eat week-old turkey legs covered in... preservatives!" Eggman said and the villagers all gasp and scream upon hearing this. Eggman then holds up his right index finger "And remember, it all started with a shrew!" Eggman said and is holding a hat of his head in his left hand, and puts it on his head. Swifty and his clones then put up a statue of Eggman holding up his right hand and holding Swifty's right hand in his left, parodying the Disney Partners statue at Disneyland. The villagers scream and run away, and Eggman flies up to the statue, posing just like he does in it "Aaaah!" Stratford said and runs away. Swifty's clones then run into the house behind him and toss the furniture out of it. They then do the same with the other villagers' houses "We need Sonic and Brody!" Tails said.

Back outside the village, Sonic and Brody try to put their left foot over the dotted line. The Beaver and Wolf Policemen both nod their heads, "No" at them. Back in the village, Eggman laughs evilly as Swifty and his clones begin building his theme park "Get Sonic and Brody back!" Amy said "Oh, well, it's not that simple! Uh, they've been banished!" Mayor Fink said "Then unbanish them!" Tails said "I can't just unbanish someone! Unbanishing requires an assembly of the village council!" Mayor Fink said "Then assemble them!" Amy said "I suppose I could do that" Mayor Fink said and he and the Villagers all walk up to each other "I hearby call to order the unbanishing proceeding" Mayor Fink said and opens the book he is holding in his right hand and flips through it "Okay, let's see, uh, "Hedgehog", comma, "Sonic". Middle name, "The". "Wolf", comma, "Brody". Middle name, "The"." Mayor Fink said and flips through the book "Now, where, oh where is his 10-87-Q1B form?" Mayor Fink asks "Just do it already!" Amy said and Mayor Fink drops his book in shock "All in favor of unbanishing Sonic and Brody so that they can save our lives, say "Aye"!" Mayor Fink said "Aye!" The villagers and Mayor Finks holds up his right hand like a stop sign "All opposed?" Mayor Fink asks and Dave holds up his left hand "Nay!" Dave said "I hearby declare Sonic and Brody unbanished!" Mayor Fink said and back outside the village, Sonic and Brody try to put their left foot over the dotted line "We've unbanished Sonic and Brody!" Mayor Fink said over the police radio and the Beaver Policeman points behind him with his left thumb "Go ahead" The officer said and Sonic and Brody run back towards the village, where Leroy the Turtle is at a DJ station and scratches the record on the right with his right hand. Sonic and Brody run past him, and Leroy holds up his left thumb. Sonic and Brody destroy Swifty's clones one by one "Unradical!" The Swifty clones said and Sonic and Brody then run up to the real Swifty and destroy him. They then look up at the statue of Eggman and Swifty as Knuckles, Ralph, Wild Cat, and Mike pull it down with ropes. The villagers then cheer "My theme park!" Eggman said and flies down to the fallen statue "I was gonna make a killing off that merch!" Eggman said and Sonic and Brody jump into the Eggmobile and pull on both its levers. They then jump out of it "Ugh!" Sonic and Brody said and the Eggmobile flies upwards, with Eggman in tow "Aaaah!" Eggman said and Sonic and Brody hold up their right hand "Catch you later, Eggface!" Sonic and Brody said and the villagers cheer, and Sonic and Brody turn to face them "We did it! We have a catchphrase! Ahem" Sonic said and holds out his left hand like a stop sign "Catch you later, Eggface!" Sonic said and the villagers laugh nervously. Sonic and Brody then points both their index fingers at them "Ha! Catch you... later... Eggface!" Sonic and Brody said and the villagers mumble unamused "Ahem. Let's not kill it, son" Mayor Fink said as this chapter comes to an end.