Blare. 

Tell me another story,

I won't be bored,

even guts and glory,

can manage to be adored.

Tell me about the boy,

who lives all by himself,

and tell me about Helen of Troy,

learn more about yourself.

Give me a tale,

so wild and unreal,

let my imagination unveil,

and take a steal,

into the reality we've built ourselves,

one that completes the space on the shelves.