Self proclaimed CIA Agent Hugh began to walk into a the middle of a forest which had an opening in its tree line that provided large amounts of space and sunlight into the area. He had posed as Government Official Chris Bacon on a Reddit forum, hoping to find anyone dumb enough that lived close by to him to recruit to hunt down ' supernatural beings ' , however, our protagonist had other plans. The mascot for the titular cereal brand, Count Chocula, had haunted Hugh for his entire life, he had searched far and wide through the wilds of Asia and Russia, but to no avail as he found no clues. The self proclaimed agent had thought this was merely because he had worked alone, and not that such a dream was merely a delusion fueled by some psychological trauma that he had hidden in his subconscious.

He heard footsteps approaching, and immediately whipped out his prized pistol, which he had no license for to speak of, and shot it immediately towards the direction of the sound, however, Hugh missed and accidentally shot a mockingbird that was singing mid air. The person got down immediately, and squatted to dodge the assault as if she were a Slav. " What the hell?! " The Female Shouted, standing up straight as she came into the woods.

" Sorry, I thought you were a mockingbird, those creatures think they can sing within my proximity...I don't think so..." Hugh stated, his voice growing cold at the latter half of his sentence, which made the atmosphere between the two extremely awkward and silent.

" Well anyways....I'm RPG Kid on Reddit, but my real name is- "

" I'm going to stop you right there fella, if I know your name, I could be liable for any messed up shit that could go on here, so from here on out, we're either on a first name basis or a made up name basis " Hugh cut the woman off, reloading his pistol as he blinked soon afterwards, falling back in shock as he saw two more figures standing in front of him.

" Did all of you hear that so I don't have to explain it all over again? " The Impostor stated, getting up as they all conveniently nodded so the author wouldn't have the write more dialogue than needed.

" I'm Chris Tarantino on the Inter-webs, but you can just call me Chris without the Tarantino bit " The black haired male needlessly explained, whilst a man wearing glasses immediately bumped into him to steal the spotlight.

" My Reddit Name is Josh Drean Fangirl 09, but you can just call me Nine, despite how severely stupid that sounds in hindsight..." Nine stated, perking his glasses upwards as they shone against the afternoon rays of the sun.

" I'm CIA Agent Hugh, Representative for Senator Bacon! Our mission for now is to hunt down a supernatural being so powerful, that the government has entrusted us alone to carry out this deadly task...." Hugh began to say, smirking as he pointed his finger into the air and paused for dramatic effect.

" The deadly vampire himself, Count Chocula! " Hugh screamed into the heavens, which was met with intense shock from everyone present at the gathering.

" I should've known this shit was a scam! " Nine Shouted, and the rest began to walk away from the now shady con man as he uttered such nonsense.

" W-Wait, I can prove to you that I'm legit! " Hugh reassured, waving his hands into the air violently as he accidental managed to shoot several mockingbirds out of the sky without aiming.

" Can you stop killing mockingbirds...FOR FIVE MINUTES!? " RPG Kid Shouted, followed by nods of approval from the teenagers in the group.

" Is that a Shrek 2 reference? Wait a minute I'm getting off topic again...so the short end of it is that my ancestors were pilgrims in Salem, after bringing justice to a witch, he found this pistol, which was enchanted by the witch because she used it as a....husband is far away toy or whatever you'd like to call it " Hugh explained, displaying his gun in front of the group, in which most of them nodded.

" How'd the witch get hold of a modern firearm? " Mr Tarantino asked, inquisitive of the eccentric man's weapon and the story behind it, which, like a husband is far away toy, felt like it was coming out of his ass, metaphorically.

" I don't know, ask her not me! " Hugh Shouted, laughing slightly after he uttered those words, it had been a long time since he had done anything in his life resembling a comeback.

" Maybe searching for the ghost of a dead witch would be much more beneficial then searching for a goddamn cereal mascot..." Nine suggested, letting out a chuckle after his comment, as he let the atmosphere sink in.

Hugh let out a face of disgust towards Nine, he had searched for the vampire that had haunted him for most of his life for what had seemed like years, and he wasn't about to stop now. " If you all are just going to mock me for my holy mission, then I suggest you just leave, a bunch of meat-shields with no talent can't help me on my journey anyways..." Hugh sighed, crossing his arms as he tried to keep his cool.

As the group began to disperse, the sound of rattling and rapid movement in the trees, followed by a loud crashing sound into the ground in front of them, causing a bow of dust to mask the figure. And as the smoky dust cleared, it revealed a metallic creature, its head, hands, feet were all made of drills. He had a long torso with another drill sticking out of his lower area, and along with this, the being had very thin, but maneuverable limbs. " I am Drill-System English, and I fucking love cornbread " The metallic figure stated, getting into a fighting stance.

And as an awkward silence filled the space between our heroes, only one subject echoed in their mind. " How the hell do you eat!? " They all cried out in unison.....

[ A/N: The main protagonists are based upon real life figures I spend most of my life with, I do not intend to offend or harm anyone in the wake of this work, if anyone would like a character that represents them removed they are free to do so ]