Thanks to SpiritViri for submitting Ash!

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King Dice: Alright, state your name for the tape, please.

Ash: Uhh... Hi! I'm Ash!

King Dice: So, what position are you applying for?

Ash: I'm applying for the position of assistant to Bill Cipher!

King Dice: Ambitious... You should know that Bill has very... High expectations for his assistants.

Ash: Okay...

King Dice: So, any notable abilities?

Ash: Well, I can shapeshift, possess people, turn people's souls into jewellery...

King Dice: ...Wow. Definitely taking that into consideration...

Ash: So... That's a good thing?

King Dice: Any good qualities?

Ash: Good as in a good person?

King Dice: Bill's very chaotic. I'd say he'd want an assistant that reflects that.

Ash: Good! I was afraid there for a second. I'm very, very silly.

King Dice: You already sound like you'd be a good fit for the big guy.

Ash: Thank you!

King Dice: So, you ready to meet him?

Ash: You mean I got the job?!

King Dice: Well, the boss has to approve of ya first. He's right in his office.

Ash: ...Okay. Thanks for the interview, Mr. Dice!

King Dice: Good luck, Ash.

Ash walked into the office, and there he was. Bill Cipher, sitting at his vanity mirror.

Bill: Hello, there! You're Ash, right?

Ash: That's me!

Bill: Nice to meet ya, kid!

Ash: Nice to meet you, too! So... Did I get the job?

Bill: Pretty to the point, eh? Well, in short... Yes!

Ash: Really?!

Bill: You were the first person to apply! I'm running a "first come, first served" style operation.

Ash: Neat! So... What now?

Bill: There's just a few last things to do. All you need to do is sign this dotted line.

Bill produced a contract. He put it down on the table in front of the two of them, handing Ash a pen.

Bill: Yeah, contracts aren't really my forte, but Dice insisted we get all agreements in writing for "legal reasons".

Ash: Do you mind if I read over this?

Bill: Knock yourself out!

Ash looked over the contract.

Ash: "Signing this contract agrees to being at the beck and call of Bill Cipher anytime during the show... Will fulfil any expectations he sets..."

Bill: So... We got a deal?

Ash: ...Deal.

Ash signed her name on the contract, and the ink glowed a bright gold colour.

Bill: Excellent! Welcome to Cartoon Chaos, Ash!

Ash: Thank you, boss!

Bill: Now, let's talk about getting you a uniform...