"Big boobs don't count if you're fat," purple boy shouted and I turned to stare at him.

"Neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality," I retaliated.

"I actually love tiny versions of normally sized things," gravity girl grinned.

"Well then you are just gonna adore my penis," purple boy drooled. "What's your sexual fantasy, Bakugo babe?"

"Hey don't use my name to associate with that piece of sparkling shit!"

"How many times have I fucking told you not to call me that you purple nutsack ass," a flame crackled over my palms as I stepped towards him, Kirishima pulling me back.

"I still wanna know the answer!" He cried.

"Someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me the fuck alone," I grunted.

"Mood," Shoto spoke, the single word causing silence over the room.

"I taught him some internet slang and I think he's getting a hang of it," acid girl grinned brightly.

"I always laugh when people say I have a small dick because dick is gay, so having a big dick means you have the big gay," purple boy exclaimed proudly.

"I don't think that's how it works, Mineta," bird boy sighed.

"I'm so straight, I don't even look at my penis," Kaminari joined in.

"I'm so straight I had my dick removed so I don't have a dick touching my body 24/7," Kirishima added on.

"I'm so straight that I don't even like girls at this point because girls like dick and that's gay," Katsuki butted in too and I stared at the three of them.

"All three of you are gay and like dick, that doesn't even make sense when you say that."

A realization occurred to me in the moment as I spoke it out loud.

"If you replace the 'w' in where, when, and what with a 't', you answer the question," I stared at the three of them, my hands holding my head.

"She's beauty," Kaminari pointed at me, standing to one of my sides.

"She's grace," Kirishima stood on my other side.

"She'll shoot you in the fucking face," Katsuki grunted as he stood in front of me.

"How about I shoot your fucking ass hole now you dic-"

"Hey, what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles?" Kaminari asked.

"I don't know. Probably the dude who made them, like John Jet Ski or something," Kirishima shrugged.

"Why do we fight over stupid shit?" Katsuki sighed, sitting down as he glanced at me and I stared at him.

"Because you say stupid shit, bitch, the fuck el-"

"I'll make you regret your words," he paused to take a breath. "Just say sorry and it'll all be over, bitch," he spat at me and I shrugged.

"Okay, I'm sorry," I said. "That you're a piece of fucking shit, you di-"

"Do you guys ever just look at your roommate and think to yourself what if I just-"

"-fucked them?" I cut Katsuki off. "Can't relate."

"-slap the fuck out of this bitch right now?" Katsuki finished his statement. "Can relate."

"Fuck you, man," I cursed at him.

"You wish you could," he scoffed.

"Sorry, don't have a dick, this pussy don't mess with gays, I let them be with dicks," I pulled a smile at him.

"That makes me think, why do girls like to shower in skin boiling water?" Kirishima questioned.

"Because they come from hell and get homesick," Katsuki answered.

"Some girls say calling a guy daddy is weird but they think getting called baby girl is cute, make up your mind, are your men gonna be your fathers or not?"

"Kami, I'm-"

I didn't say anything, cutting myself off with a blink. We laughed about, Izuku beginning to ramble on with classes we were taking and I leaned back in my seat, hearing Katsuki's whispering while he stared at Izuku.

"I really like you and want to kiss you lots," he softly spoke.

"Huh, Kacchan, did you say something?"

"I said you suck."

"So what does baka mean?" Kaminari questioned.

"Moron," Shoto replied.

"Idiot," Izuku smiled.

"Dumbass," Katsuki rolled his eyes.

Kaminari blinked as they answered.

"Did I not say it right??? What the fuck did I do???? Harsh much."

"I hope you get run over," Katsuki grumbled at me and I blinked as I hadn't said or done anything.

"Hoping is all well and good but ultimately gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world and run me the fuck over instead of waiting for others to do it for you, you lazy piece of shit."

He stared at me, his eyes narrowing while he held his hand up, palms smoking.

"Hey, what if one day you woke up and you were hot?" Kaminari spoke out and I furrowed my brows.

"I don't know, I'd probably open the window or something," I said.

"I can't breathe," Kirishima yelled, clutching his stomach.

"I don't know, you should probably open a window or something then," I said the same thing to him as well.

"Are you nervous about classes, Ka-"

"-cchan?" I finished for him, seeing his face flush with red while Katsuki's glare burned into my back.

"Ka-K-Kacc-Kac-"

He continued to stutter, his eyes on the floor and I smiled softly at the sight of him so flustered.

"Kacchan," he spoke, his eyes on me while he addressed me by the nickname and I felt my eyes go wide.

I could feel Katsuki's temper rising, the sight of Izuku bursting into a deep blush after while he hid his face with his arms pleasing me.

"Yes, Zuku?" I tilted my head to the side for him to speak.

"Nervous about classes?" He mumbled out, his feet dragging on the floor.

"Ah, I guess. I'm pretty sure we all will see with how classes go tomorrow since it'll be our first day," I shrugged it off.

"I heard Midnight will also be a part in assisting classes along with All Might."

"She's doing what."

"All Might!"

Izuku's excitement was through the roofs while dread washed over me. He began to ramble on facts of how All Might would train us to be outstanding heroes.

"Wow, your mom has the hottest body, like ever. That must be where you got yours from, what a dream to have her disciplining u-"

I smacked purple boy's mouth shut, narrowing my eyes when he aimed to touch my tits.

"Respect, nut sack. Learn it, would you?"

I rolled my eyes, settling down onto the couch.

"Fuck me," I groaned, the thought of my mother teaching classes wasn't the most appealing.

"Mood."

"Shoto, I'm-"

I paused, not saying anything further as he gazed at me. Our eyes stayed locked for a moment, and as I stared into his eyes, I knew I had to see him as who he was, not who his family made him to be. He is his own person, his father has no control over that. I shouldn't see Enji in every Todoroki, I should see them as their own. He's Shoto, not just another Todoroki, but another entire human. He's a person with his own thoughts and rights, not just pro hero Endeavor's son.

"Thank you," I found myself genuinely saying for the first time in a long time.

He blinked, his eyebrows furrowing together ever so slightly for a split second.

"What for?" He seemed to lean in as we sat together on the sofa, Katsuki and Kaminari on my other side while they were grumbling about.

"I- uh- th-"

I figured I didn't know what I actually was thanking him for, or what I felt so grateful towards him for. It's not like he had saved my life from a car crash or something, but it was like he still held importance towards me just by existing here with me.

"Just being there," I smiled slightly.

"Being where?"

Well, fuck.

"You know, like here with us, I think our class will be a really fun group," I forced out a laugh, wanting to smack myself across the face.

Amusement seemed to flicker in his eyes before it flashed away, so fast I began to think I had only imagined it.

"Sure."

He stared at me for a moment longer than he was supposed to, turning back to our class as they chattered about.

Was he even aware of our childhood? Had I changed that dramatically that he hadn't recognized me since we were children?

But then again, our encounters as children had been such a rare handful of times that it's most likely he doesn't even remember. Enji wasn't foolish enough to keep me in such open sight of his family. Well, with the exception of the one son he took me for in the first place. All just for what, my hand in-

"Are you even listening Kayama?" Kaminari spoke up, and I received a smack over the back of my head by Katsuki's hand. "Hey, I didn't say smack her!"

"She clearly needed it," he scoffed, his eyes staring into mine before flickering over to Shoto and it hit me in that moment.

I had been staring at Shoto in silence the entire time.

Fuck me.

"Do you guys have any ideas for the hero costumes you want?" Izuku bounced about in his seat.

"Yeah, since we had some training for hero courses in the senior year of high school, I think I've got a good idea of the style I want," Kirishima smiled, leaning back.

"I hope Midnight is the one to help us with costumes," purple boy drooled.

"I hope the fuck not," I scoffed.

"Guess we'll see tomorrow, plus, we'll start training right away, I heard that they won't be holding back on us. The entrance exams were hard enough," Izuku sighed.

"Must be nice to get accepted in through official recommendations."

Eyes went to me and Shoto, some eyeing creation girl as well.

"So you're trying to say we didn't give our all to get here?" I snapped, grabbing purple boy up.

"I-I didn't say that!" He shouted, tears in his eyes.

"I'll burn your ass to bits, not even your purple nut sack will save you," I gritted my teeth, my palm emitting sparks.

"So about those costumes," Kaminari came to break the both of us up. "Since we sent in our body types and measurements, along with our quirks, all we have to finalize are the designs we want. I'm glad we'll be doing those in class because I want to ask our teacher what would work better for me," he went on, others nodding along.

"After that, we finally will look a part, it's going to be so exciting," Izuku's eyes shimmered and I smiled softly at him.

"Stop eyeing him, he's gay."

"Fuck off, Suki. Just because you haven't cuffed him doesn't mean you can't stop others fr-"

"Watch your mouth, you cunt," he hissed.

"Make up your mind, dick," I snapped at him. "I don't know what's between you two, but you can bet your exploding ass that I'll get to the bottom of it."

"The only bottom there'll be is Deku's ass to my dick."

"It's more than the two of you just fucking," I scoffed, his next words throwing me off in a way I hadn't imagined.

"If you'll prod into me, then I'll return the favor, bitch. I may only be fucking Deku, but you've got something deeper with peppermint boy and his past than just sex. And by the looks of it all, it may even be deeper than my dick in Deku's ass."