Chapter 2: The Portal
The three screaming voices were silenced by a sudden voice.
"QUIET!". The screams stopped and heads swivelled round to face a fuming, pot bellied maid with a face as red as a tomato, obviously from anger.
Atlas, not wanting to stick around to witness the absolute shit-storm about to be unleashed, squeaked a "see ya suckers" before dashing towards the rear door, pushing a slightly dirty Bee out of the way.
Bee, having been pushed out of the way, caught herself before she fell and made an indignant noise before grabbing the closest thing to her and flinging it at the already steaming head maid.
"RUN STOOPID." She hollered before dashing after the streak of silver hair.
Queen Sal, having finally recognised she was in immediate danger as she glanced to the head maid, who basically resembled a rhinoceros, screeched and slammed the door in the matrons face, dashing out after the idiots who escaped before her.
Atlas glanced behind her for a moment and noted the fast approaching Bheumer, not expecting her to have caught up so fast, she screeched and sprinted faster, which in all honestly wasn't that fast considering she didn't exercise an wasn't used to running.
This didn't seem to be the case with Bee though as she'd practically already caught up to her Push-ee.
"WHY'D YOU PUSH ME HOE"
"TO GET YOU OUT THE WAY, I AM NOT DYING BY THAT DAMNED WOMANS HANDS"
"SO YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE ME TO DIE? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS"
"ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR"
"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN-"
"I DON'T-" Atlas was cut off by Bee unexpectedly screaming and pulled her backwards. She looked forward to see what she was screaming at and was met face-to-face with a purple, swirling, highly intimidating portal.
"Man that was close, thanks for the save honey pot"
"Don't call me that although I will agree that was a close one-"
"AAAAAHHHHH LOOK OUT!" Atlas and Bee jumped and turned only to be pushed backwards by a flying projectile, also known as Sal.
"GOD BLOODY DAMMMMIIIIT-" Bee screamed as she fell backwards.
Bee and Sal landed on the other side in a tangle of limbs, slowly untangling themselves until they could stand upright without finding a leg around a torso and an arm behind a knee.
"I wanted pasta before we left" Bee stated in a dejected tone, her head hanging slightly.
"i swear if you don't shut up-"
"Uh oh, spaghetti-o. Don't hurt me!!
My personality always gets you ravioli-ng on the floor!"
Bee was then smacked upside the head.
Another member of the party started screaming Leroy Jenkins as she fell in.
When she appeared on the other side she jumped up and started punching the air with a wide grin.
"Finally! That's been on my bucket list for years"
"I think we have more pressing concerns than completing a dammed bucket list"
"I dunno man, completing bucket lists are pretty important"
"I swear if you don't shut up-"
"You'll what? I think we have more pressing concerns than me shutting up"
Atlas was also then smacked upside the head.
"Hey! Author!" Bee screeched.
"this is aBuSE!!"
Bee pointed at Queen Sal, who was about ready to break her glasses and stab her with a shard.
"You're very hard to deal with." She gritted.
"You know a thing or two about hard things- dontcha?" Atlas nudged her. Queen Sal's face heated up. "Don't bring that up, I'm your dam queen."
"And I'm your dam pheasant." Bee said, Dusting her shirt off.
"Don't you mean Peasant?" Atlas asked, amused.
"Nope." Bee replied happily, running off to a flock of peacocks they never knew were there before.
"Mood." Queen Sal whispered into the stale air. Atlas stifled a laugh.
"Why are you so hard to deal with?"
Atlas turned bright pink with contained laughter, about to make another hard joke.
But didn't, instead, disciplinary action was taken.
Queen Sal was also then smacked upside the head.
"OW" Sal yelled out, not having expected to get smacked. "Why am I getting hit??" She asked in an outrageous yet offended tone. Bee blinked at her before smiling nervously. "Because Atlas and I got smacked so it was your turn?" She replied in a questioning tone.
Sal pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration.
"Ugh my head is killing me"
The room silenced and just stared at Atlas who was stretching with her arms above her head.
"...have you done acid again?" Bee started with a disappointed tone
"THAT WAS ONE TIME MAN LET IT GO"
"YOU DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME THAT'S THE PROBLEM"
"Girls, Girls your both pretty. Can we go home now?" Queen sal sighed. She was really getting fed up with all this mucking about.
"I don't know if you noticed Sally-Bear but we kinda can't." Bee smirked looking forward to the shit storm about to blow over.
"Look around" Sally-Bear's eyes flicked to Atlas for a split second and saw that she was drawing dicks in the sand muttering about how Neil Armstrong could've made a space dick and how she wasn't going to waste the same opportunity.
Queen Sal sighed and ran her fingers through her hair in exasperation before looking around. Her eyes widened as her hands dropped to her side.
Where were they?
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