Chapter 13
The Sidemen had just exit the earth's atmosphere after some regrouping.
KSI: WWWWOOOOOHHHH That was SICK!
Toby: Oi JJ stay focus
Harry: Alright then setting course for location 2439439
Vikk: Course set preparing to jump
Ethan: Here we go boi
As they jump through the interuniversal they reappeared near Uranus at about 140km away from their location.
Ethan: Okay what's the play boys
Simon: Well your gonna be the one to get the material we need
Ethan: Wat?
Vikk: Cause the thing is we can't enter atmosphere of a gas giant only submarines can mate...
Toby: That's among the reason your here
Ethan: Is that why i have the drill??
JJ: Move your underwater ass and go get it
Vikk: Here {Launches UAV} i'll guide you in
Ethan: Fine....
Following Vikk's UAV Ethan entered Uranus's atmosphere into the gas giant he passed through masses of ice he found what he was looking for a giant crystal that was slightly glowing. Using his added drill he drilled into the crystal taking out a chunk of it out and then put it in a special container then processed to exit the planet while avoiding hazards in the form of giant ice meteors while the other were just waiting outside the planets atmosphere just chilling out as Ethan screams on the radio.
Ethan: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA YOU BASTARDS!!!!
KSI: Y'all hear something?
Simon: I don't know...{Sips coke}
Harry: {Drinks some vodka} Hey what's taking Ethan so long?
Josh: Maybe he's playing with the snow
Ethan: {On the radio} YOU GOD DAMN CUNTS!!!!
20 Minutes later.... Ethan came out of Uranus his boat all covered in ice fragments he staggered to them hold the container in his hand.
Ethan: I got it you massive bastards
Simon: What the heck are you blaming us for??
KSI: Your the only one who can enter that giant fart turd
Josh: Well it is a gas giant
Ethan: Right i'm going to my engines let's just get this over with
KSI: Cheeses.... someone can't handle cold
Vikk: Right to venus
Toby: Oi mates we got some unknown contacts heading our way seem like Chinese vessels
Ten Chinese warships were heading their way spear headed by the PLAN light carrier the Inner Mongolia alongside the battlecruiser Hangzhou, the destroyers Luzhou and Hohhot, destroyer escort Luyang, and 5 frigates.
KSI: Yup those are rice farmers alright
Simon: Are they gonna shoot ?
Ethan:{Pops out of his hatch} Oh i forgot to tell you lads that i accidentally crashed into a Chinese military satellite when we exited into real space so maybe that's why their here...just saying good luck i'm heading behind that moon i've enough shit
KSI: Oh no you fucking don't!
Simon: Man what a prick....
Toby: Oi we got incoming at our 1 o'clock
The Chinese ships opened fired on them with cannons and missiles as they all turned to face them. As 6 YJ-2 anti ship missiles were heading towards them Simon used his experimental gravity generator to pull them away.
Simon: Well that was a close one
Vikk: Launching fighters
KSI: Right i'mma go for the big boi be right back {Blasts away}
Simon: No wait..ah damn it JJ!!
Vikk's HAL fighters were casuing the Chinese a one two as Inner Mongolia's lighter J-10 Superiority Fighters
KSI rushed at Inner Mongolia firing his main cannons he punched Inner Mongolia in the face before being hit in the nuts by her staff.
KSI: AAAHH fuck...ME!!
Inner Mongolia: That's what you get African wait till he gets here
KSI: Wait he...?
Behind her the main Chinse fleet arrived with the Chinese Super Dreadnought Dong Zhou with the sound of his alarms going off
https://youtu.be/CAQc6v0GMRY
He and more Chinses vessels arrive on scene out numbering the Sidemen a total of 9 to 1.
Dong Zhou: 扫除异教败类。"Obliterate the pagan scum"
As the Chinese charged forward blasting off again at them with the over whelming fire power.
Simon: Oh sh*t!
Vikk: Boys i think it's time to go
KSI: Ahh my balls
Harry: Well it's your fault you punched a girl in the fockin face
Ethan: Alright all warm what did i mi..oh...okay...
Toby: I think it's time to go
KSI: Sorry rice farmers gotta but i got in Uranus AHAHAhaahaaa
Vikk: Let's move
As they all warp out of the system to Venus at lightspeed with the Chinese following them at the same time as they all hurled through the warp lanes they all appeared on the outskirts of the interior planet they were feeling the heat it was about 900 degrees F it was enough to melt their sheets and break their circuits luckily they had anti heat coating applied.
KSI: Jesus it's hot!
Vikk: Well we're near the sun so yeah make sense
Ethan: Some one hit the Indian music hahaa
Josh: Yo better do this quick cause those Chinses are coming
Just as the PLAN ship came out.
KSI: Well their here and gonna knock one out
Simon: JJ if you don't shut up i'm gonna shove this missile your fockin a...
To be continued....
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