Hello, and welcome to the Society for Prevention of Abandoned Accounts (SPAA) Headquarters! Here you will find boring faculty meetings and office supplies. Haha, I'm just kidding. Actually, I only have vague plans for now, but rest assured that you will find more than just staples and paperwork here.

  So, why should you join the SPAA? You can enjoy the contents of this book without joining, so why bother with that? Well, members will all be followed by me. Also, they can attend meetings where we will decide the future of the SPAA, and of course eat cookies.

  What Society would be complete without cookies?

  Meetings will begin once our Member Count reaches 20, and you don't have to attend meetings. You can join by PMing me or commenting on this chapter. Have a nice day!

  -Dalia