Anonymous- Yo Stanny-Bean, what's the deal with you and Wendy? Are two like dating?

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Stan: Uhhh well, ever since the fourth grade, we kinda were dating, but at the same time we kinda weren't.

Kyle: Oh my god! It's a yes or no question!

Cartman: Yeah! For once the Jew is right.

Kyle: Hey! Shut up Fatass!

Kenny: Mfff mf fannn.

Hailey-Senpai: Here Ken, *pulls down Kenny's hood*

Kenny: Thanks, anyways come on Stan!

Stan: Well I guess we aren't dating.

Wendy: You don't sound that sure about that Stan.

Stab: Ah! W-Wendy!

Hailey-Senpai: Ok so I'm just gonna guess that they have a on-again off-again relationship.

Stan: See? She words things perfectly!

Kyle: She's the author remember?

Hailey-Senpai: Yes Kyle we remember.