@TaylorWiley2 - kyle I dare you to beat cartman now 😂 😈 Stan join him

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Hailey-Senpai: Ya hear that Ky? You can beat the living shit out of Cartman now!

Kyle: *turns head towards Hailey-Senpai* Really?!

Hailey-Senpai: Yeah! Stan gets to help you out too!

Kyle: Senpai, get my chainsaw 😈

Hailey-Senpai: On it~

Cartman: •-• Ok maybe now I'm a little bit scared.

Butters: I have a feeling that Senpai is booking me a therapist appointment..

Stan: Do I need to get my baseball bat?

Kyle: Sure.

Kenny: Wow... I almost feel bad for Cartman.

Clyde: I wish I was beating him up .-.

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Time-Skip
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Cartman: I have the feeling that something bad is coming.

Hailey-Senpai: Wherever did you get that idea?

Kyle: *has a murderous smile and chainsaw*

Stan: *hits bat against hand*

Cartman: Aw fuuuuuckk.

Hailey-Senpai: Here's a suggestion, run.

Cartman: *runs away screaming like a little bitch*

Kyle/Stan: *follows Cartman*

Hailey-Senpai: Soooooo you guys wanna get pizza?

Kenny/Butters/Clyde: Sure.

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Later
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Kyle/Stan: *drag Cartman to pizzeria*

Cartman: *has a black eye, missing tooth, broken arm, twisted ankle and LOTS of bruises*

Hailey-Senpai: Good job guys, you didn't kill him.

Kyle: Yeaaah you'd get sued I think.

Kenny: Want some pizza?

Stan: Hell ya.

Freddy Fazbear: Chica lit the kitchen on fireh again!!!

Hailey-Senpai: I forgot which pizzeria we were at...