standarshh - I dare country to make out with everyone in the room except Hailey-senpai cuz decency yo

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Kyle: Is that supposed to be Cartman?

Stan: I think so.

Kenny: Either way we are all going to suffer.

Kyle: Why do I have to do this again?! Fuck this shit I'm out! *goes to leave*

Clyde: *grabs Kyle's jacket* Nope.

Butters: Why doesn't Senpai get to be kissed too?!

Standarshh/Hailey-Senpai: *grab shades and put them on* Decency Yo.

Cartman: Kill me...

Craig: Give him some cocaine, maybe he'll be happier.

Hailey-Senpai: As much as I fucken hate drugs and that kinda shit, go for it!

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Time-Skip Brought
To You Part By Flying
Mint Bunny-Senpai
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Cartman: I'm so fucking happy~ C'mere guys! Ima give chu all kisses!

Kyle: Fuck.My.Life.

Stan: Do we still have time to run?

Kenny: We'll be dead either way.

Cartman: One for chu! *kisses Butters on the lips*

Butters: *blushes* Uh-uh-uh-uh- *runs away*

Cartman: One for you~ *kisses Token and Clude on lips*

Token: I've never been so traumatized..

Clyde: Holy shit.

Cartman: *skips towards Timmy and Jimmy* *Kisses their lips and skips to next person*

Jimmy: T-t-th-that w-w-wasn't expe-ct-ct-cted.

Timmy: TIMMEH!

Cartman: *kisses Red, Bebe and Wendy*

Bebe: Wtf?!

Red: *holds back Wendy*

Wendy: Get back here you jackass!!

Cartman: *kisses Pip and Ike*

Pip: .-.

Ike: Piss off fatboy!

Cartman: *skips towards Doughebag* *kisses his lips*

Doughebag: *uses sling of David on Cartman*

Cartman: *gets hit on head but skips towards Mr Garrison and Mr Mackey*
*kisses their cheeks*

Mr Garrison: What the hell is wrong with that child?

Mr Mackey: I think that he got into that cocaine stuff M'kay?

Cartman: *kisses Stan and Kenny*

Stan: ._. Kyle I have a new respect for you.

Kenny: .-.

Cartman: And best for last Kahlllll~ *puckers lips*

Kyle: Not again! Save me Senpai! *jumps in Hailey-Senpai's arms*

Hailey-Senpai: You're much lighter than you look Kyle.

Cartman: *kisses Kyle's lips*

Kyle: *traumatized again*

Cartman: You too Senpai-

Hailey-Senpai: *sets down Kyle and punches Cartman in the face*

Cartman: *out cold*

Standarshh: Decency bitch!