Chara and Cartman. Buddies :)
Cartman looked at this ghost. "Awh, what the fuck!? God damn it, Kenny gotta stop having his ghosts away FROM ME?!"
"Hey, you came down here, shut the fuck up."They narrowed their eyes at Cartman, then looking everywhere.
"NO! In fact, no. So, screw you. I am going home."He double-pointed at Chara then away into the entrance. "Why... why the hell are you fOLLOWING ME?!"
"Please, shut. I just woke up. I don't know where am I?"Chara gritted their teeth. "And I am not. I am hovering."
"Pfft, same difference."Chara sighed agitated. "Besides, you are in the ruins."Cartman waddled from the starter area. "...That is not even normal."Cartman squinted. "And I've seen tons of fucked up things as a child. Seriously, why is that grass lighter than everything else!? God damn, burning my eyes."Blinking his eyes many times.
"Can you n- Nevermind. The point is. We should just go."The Flower popped up. "What The!"
"Howdy, my name is-"
"...Excuse me, why do you look like that plant from Zombie Vs. Plants. Are we in a fucking zombie apocalypse now?! Not what I was expecting, but OKAY!" Flowey just squinted with a fallen smile.
"What-"
.... Tutorial of Flowey explaining of what LOVE and then see-
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"What... Excuse me!? How did you gain LOVE already!?"
"I dunno. Maybe it's the fact that I fed a kid his parents soup."
"...Well I was planning to kill you, but I think we are going to be best buddies!"
"Oh, cool. What shall we do?"
"GENOCIDE!"
"Oh cool, no. I want to play my playstation 5."
Chara spoke up, confused. "What is a playstation 5?"
"Dude, you have NO IDEA WHAT IS A PLAYSTATION 5?!"
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