Ounce upon a time, there was a big, chunky mans name Cartmans. But he was a lil h o e and watched e d d s w o r l d. He even made the sonic movie sonic look like a whole snack UWU. His "friends" thought he was literally a trash can ! Cartmans was looking for a girl friend one day so he kidnapped the whole 4th grade class. "Fuck fuck fuck fuck?!" Craig asked, Tweek had to translate. "He said, Hey! Fat fUck what are we doing here? GAH!,!,,." Cartman ignored Tweek and crog. He looked at the group of kids. Wendy couldn't be his gf, Stan would wine like a pussys. And Kyle was on his man period. Token was black and he wouldn't give him the n-word pass smh. Bebe was.....weird. Pip kept asking for the mf tea while Butters was still cry after playing that weird game with Kenny. Kenny on the other hand had managed to eat his penis. Cartman sighed. " Why are the hot people gay?" He quiz'ent. Everyone stared at the South Park fandom. " ANywayS wHo wanTs to date me?" Chunky asked the class. Nobody answered. Not a soul. Not a signal huma- Heidi breathed. " Cooooollllll com e here gurl!" Cartman said. Heidi was confusion,tf did he choose her?! " UmM no." She said. Everyone could hear the readers sigh in relief. Cartman weave was Snatched. Everyone then started walking out of the house. Except for Kenny, he died of Despair.

"MAOooMmMmh My AJAKKDKDLSLSLSOSOSOSO!!" The pig was crying. His mother came in. "You gonna cry, gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?" She replied with, dabed and fortnite danced outh of there.

Cartmans than killed himself

THE END

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God that was bad Frick