*dusts off wattpad story*
   Good ole watty, I haven't updated in forever and I didn't really know what to update but I guess I'll start with this.

Yesterday was Ellie_Ellielove and I's one year anniversary. :D and I have a few gifts that were causing some technically difficulties no this is not a gift this is just...I don't know what it is I just woke up and thought of it. As of right now Its about 5 in the morning I've spent about an hour writing and editing it because I was going to put it on her wall but it's ....way...way way too long. So I guess I'll put it here.

Ahem I don't want any aw's or "that's cute" in the comments (Tiff I will kill you)
  
Anyway onto this piece of cringe

   This person, this beautiful person right here Ellie_Ellielove. Is the best freaking person you will ever meet.
  Let me just list A FEW qualities .

•absolutely hilarious- let me elaborate: she's not the "can crack a few jokes here in there." Kind of person, She's the one who: when you really want to jump off a cliff but you don't mention it or act like it but she just says the most irrelevant things at the most relevant moment. Let me tell you: I don't laugh often and a text isn't an exception but she took that and was like: "you know what fuck that shit imma go against the laws of the universe and I don't care what you say DEAL WITH IT" .

•Genius- no not Albert Einstein genius (even though it sure feels like it at times) but you don't have to be Smart to be a Genius. My definition of genius is someone who take your mind and blows it away as if it was dust in some way, over and over and over again. And damn it she does just that EVERYDAY.

•Kind- Now there's a lot of "kind" people in the world, some people's definition of "kind" is equal to "nice" but anyone can be nice. Kind (to me anyway) means to be nice to someone even though they do you wrong over and over again. I'm not going to lie, I've been that person who gives no shits and doesn't like someone just because of their damn existence. I am hella guilty for that but this person, THIS MAGNIFICENT PERSON showed a little asshole like me kindness that I don't deserve but I'm eternitly grateful for it. It's like giving someone a second chance even though its like the millionth chance but they erase all the other 999,998 chances you had.

•Dedicated- well fuck this one is obvious I mean she's being dealing with this *gestures to self* head on for a whole damn year. And you if don't know what I mean.
   I'm a verbally violent piece of shit.
   I'm a physically violent piece of shit.
  And to cut it short for you, I have a very...very...very very very short fuse. Yeah so don't think you can say shit or do shit to the people I care about and get away with it. Or even...walk away from it breathing for that matter. Totally didn't put a kid in the hospital in 6th grade with a broken nose for talking smack about my mom :D, this person is no exception, need further explanation for what will happen? just scroll down to the bottom of my bio :D.

•Smart- Ok ok let me just take a deep inhale here. She's not Albert Einstein, but damn it might as well be the daughter.  The idea's she comes up with seem pretty wacky at the time but well....they work.
   And some of the ideas she had, well let's just say if it wasn't for her, I don't think I would be here ...typing this....or blinking...or moving so yeah.
   Ahem moving on-

Before this relationship I was in a gutter. Not literally speaking of course...or am I? Ahem. I'm not going to lie, I was at a point where I hated females and was like fuck it I think I'm bi.
Yea I'll talk with them and shit but deep down I'm like "your very presence is killing me slowly I wish you would just die in a hole and if not I'll die in a hole but come back and kill you." Type of thing.
   But then. This. Majestic. living. being. Just walked in my life with a "sup dude and just gonna sit right here and you're not gonna move me" attitude.
  I'm not going to lie. When I first met her I did not think she would be this damn important to me but as the wise interwebs once said. "The best relationships are the ones you least expected."
    And well I did not see this shit coming.
THERE AIN'T NO BODY AND I MEAN NOBODY. who makes the sun come out when there's a hurricane. Nobody who makes you jealous of yourself.
   Nobody that makes you question "why the fuck am I all the way over here and I can't just poke your face when you say the craziest but most adorable things."
     And there's nobody else that can change my view point on myself for a split second like she does.

She's a person worth dying for, a person worth walking 500 miles for, a person worth waiting a 1000 years for.
  And yes I know its only been a year but I'm honestly excited to make another year full of special memories with her.
  So to all the haters reading this, if you don't like it you can turn your little hater train around and crash it into an acid volcano with man-eating aliens because if you think for a second you're going to hurt her, steal her, what ever the case may be, I'll betcha a nickel I'll be standing right behind you with my bare hands ready to make you into my next Halloween costume.
That's just a few things I wanted say If you are wondering how many qualities she has. I want you to walk outside in the middle of the night and look up.
    If you see stars but not the moon, that's all the separate qualities she has. If you see the moon but not the stars I want you to imagine taking all the grains of sand on the planet and putting them in the moon.
   If you see the stars and the moon ...well that shows everything she was..everything she is and everything she will always be...just plain beautiful.

Benjamin out~