*stares* think is fucking impossible how do you expect me to do this? *eyes water*

Jeff: I'm not *stares back*

This fucking bullshit I've been staring for the past 25 minutes. *squints on the edge of blinking*

Jeff: new record.....

NO NO NO *blinks* well shit...

Jeff: Ha!

SmileDog: I'll try!

Jeff: Fine....

-_- Pfft he can't last longer than me....

*4 hours later*

WTF....

SmileDog: Spread the word...*continues staring*

-_-

*2 years later*

Jeff and Smile died staring at eachother. Still the staring continues, who is will win in after life?