I was hanging out with one of the other wrestling managers, and our arms were slung across each other's shoulders, and one of the wrestlers comes over and (jokingly) asks if we were lesbians

We responded (again, jokingly) yes, and giggled and fawned over one another, but then like this little freshman comes up and is like "are you actually lesbians???"

and oml it was great
but like then we were walking around in the weight room, and this one kid asks us if we're lesbians, and we jokingly say yes, and he asks if we're actually lesbians

we responded with no, and that he didn't understand sarcasm because he doesn't have a brain

I mean, to be fair, I did grab her butt numerous times and she slapped mine, and we did wink a lot, so we kind of had it coming?? She also leans on me during practice and lays there lmao

we definitely had it coming