Get it? Blah and tags mixed together?

no?

A-okay. (fun fact, 'blague' in french means 'joke' hahaha I'm hilarious)

This is basically a halfway point for the story. I have two chapters just filled with tags and you can skip them if you want.

You can get to know the author better (or just... stay away because I know ppl like avoiding losers... But u'll get to know a little secret if u get to the ending *wink wonk*)

Anyways, you may skip this chapter because it's only for tags. Like the idiot I was, I deleted my book for tags because ehhh, I dunno I didn't like having a book that wasn't a book y'know? So now I'm just going to throw a ton of tags that I've been tagged in... (I dunno, I think there's like 3 tags? Imma just do it.)

TAG #1 (Tagged by iChanbaeki)

1. Nickname

I've been called many names... Currently, my nicknames online are Park, Bacon, or Byun. In real life, I have been called Vienny (don't ever call me that I will stab you), Vine, or last but not least:

Maurice. It's my personal favourite because there's a story behind it. Let me tell you the story. Soooo... There was once this guy that I had a crush on named Gabe (omg, he was my brother's girlfriend's brother) and I refused to tell him my name because I'm a weird person, and he decided to call me Maurice. After I told my friends that, they started calling me that and it sounded hilarious when they chanted it while I did high jump or something like that.

2. Eye Colour

Dark brown, almost black.

3. Hair Colour

Black at the top, but it fades into a lighter brown because I suck at taking care of my hair :)

4. One Fact About You

I play the piano yayyyy

5. Favourite Colour

A soft shade of pink, I guess... But I do love teal/turquoise or just lighter blue in general.

6. Favourite Place

My old house

7. Favourite Celebrity

Pork Chanyur

(or any other EXO member)

8. Favourite Animal

Hedgehogs, dogs and cats.

9. Favourite Song

Oh dear, this one is hard. It used to be Love Me Right, and I still love that one very much but I dunno, Lotto, Lucky and Beautiful (all by EXO) are growing on me.

10. Favourite Fanfic

Do I really have to answer this? I seriously can't.

Hmmm for Chanbaek it might be 'Notice Me Sunbae' by bit-to_myheart248 or Hatred Turned Into Love...

10080 is really great, but I can't say it was my favourite because it got me so sad :(

ALRIGHT, NOW THAT THAT'S DONE WE MOVE ON.

TAG #2

1. 5 favourite groups/artists

EXO, INFINITE, UP10TION, SEVENTEEN, ASTRO... BTS I guess (not the most into them but I ship Vkook xD)

2. Songs that make you happy

Wow. Okay, let me just list some really quickly here...

EXO- The First Snow, Lucky, Beautiful, LMR, Tender Love, Peter Pan, The Star

INFINITE- 60 Seconds, Going To You, Memories, Request, 24 Hours, Hey Hello

UP10TION- Tonight, Beautiful, So Dangerous, Attention, Come With Me, Come As You Are

SEVENTEEN- Pretty U, Akkinda

ASTRO- Polaris, Breathless, Fireworks, Hide N' Seek

BTS- Whalien 52, Blanket Kick, Good Day

3. Songs that make you sad

EXO- Promise, Miracles In December, Christmas Day, Sing For You, What If

INFINITE- Between Me And You ;-;

Nam Woohyun- Still I remember, Gravity

Kim Sunggyu- Shine, (his own version of) 60 Seconds

Baekhyun and K. Will- The Day (it gives me Chanbaek feels)

4. First 3 songs on shuffle

(on my mac)

Good Thing- Taeyeon

Growing Pains- ASTRO

In The Summer- INFINITE

(on my phone)

Shower- INFINTIE

Just Another Lonely Night- INFINITE

Lightsaber- EXO

5. Bias group and ultimate bias

My bias group is EXO, and I'm a little surprised that only 1/6 of the songs that I got on shuffle was EXO.

Ultimate Bias... *wiggles eyebrows*

PORK CHANYURRRRR (Park Chanyeol duh)

6. Lockscreen

Well this is embarrassing... DON'T JUDGE OKAY.

ONTO THE NEXT TAGS (I have a lot... Really...)

Rules: Must post all the rules, post 15 facts about yourself, tag 15 people and u can't back out.

1. I'm a grill.

2. I'm going to learn the tenor saxophone YEHET

3. I have too many crushes on too many guys

4. Chanbaek may or may not be my life

5. I actually really hate everyone irl.

6. I hate homophobes. Seriously, if I ever met one in real life I would go bat-shit crazy. They are so stupid, and I'm really sorry if I offend anyone but the types I hate the most are the ones who start pulling out verses from the bible to support their statement that 'gays are forbidden'. Like, really? I'm Christian too, I understand that you want to follow your religion, but sometimes people go so OVERBOARD and it makes me so mad! Oh wait, I don't hate homophobes because some of them might actually be scared of gays... The people I hate are... Hmmm, Imma name that gayters. Get it?

7. I just recently turned 14 yehet

8. My locker number is 641 (BASICALLY CHANBAEK AND I JUST-- AFHSJAKLFHJLAKD)

9. I tried out for volleyball in grade 9 and failed ;-;

10. I'm too nice.

11. I am not actually nice, ignore that last fact. To be completely honest I talk behind people's backs about what they're doing that I don't like, and the worst thing is when I'm ignoring someone on purpose. But I just can't avoid it, if I'm in front of them I will just grimace the entire time so I gotta vent you know what I mean? (No I'm just really mean)

12. Remember when I said I was going to learn the tenor sax? Well, let me tell you that I SUCK at it and I don't think I'll ever be able to make one of those 'beautiful' noises that everyone says the instrument is capable of.

13. I've probably finished more fanfictions than actual books

14. I suck at English and French grammar

15. Don't trust me :)

NEXT TAG,

TAG #3

I was tagged by HobisHearteu

1. First Kpop Group?

My first official KPOP group was SEVENTEEN, but I'm pretty sure I crossed BigBang or something before that... But I didn't really care ha.ha.ha

2. Fav boy group?

EXOOOOOO

3. Fav girl group?

AOAAAAA

4. Your ult bias?

How many times do I have to--

PARK CHANYEOL.

5. Pic of your handwriting

Oh look, my handwriting looks exactly like this font. Nice.

6. Selfie

I can't believe my face looks like this, I'm so fab:

:)

7. Fav brand of chocolate?

(Tbh I had to search up chocolate brands because I'm a real noob when it comes to chocolate. I just kind of eat it y'know?)

OH I KNOW I KNOW

I love Lindt omg it gives me so many memories of the (war ) Christmases that I'd spend back at my old house, and Lindt just gives me this feeling of home hahaha I feel like some chocolate obsessed person.

8. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?

Nopenope. I haven't even gotten the chance to be put in detention lmao

9. Fav food?

Sushi : )

10. Have you read my fanfics?

What

11. Hair tied up or let out?

Let out 100%

You'll rarely ever see me with my hair tied up unless it's high school gym...

12. Fav era of your ult bias group?

Ooh... That's really hard. For me, it would be EXO's CMB, Overdose and Lucky One/Monster era.

13. Do you like rita or ritard?

I don't even know what this means...

GUYS IT'S DONE!

Haha, my prize for whoever reached the bottom is not that big, you only get knowledge that the next SWP chapter is 6000 words long, and that it will be published soon.

Lmao srry I tricked y'all.

Peace, Imma bounce outta here.