I'm so lazy so i'm gonna use an emoji

I need my shoes

😣👢

Please get me a drink

🙏🏻🤞🏼🍷🍸🥃

Yeah yeah!

Let's go crazy and be weird

What's the news?

❓📰❓

Let's go to the ice rink

🏃❄️⛸

Yeah yeah!

Let's go crazy and be weird