As usual, true story lol. This all happened irl at school on tuesday or wednesday i think

*sora and crystel are walking to their first class while talking about fandom trash things*

*insert random orange sitting on ground*

Crystel: Ey look at that orange. Its so depressing juST LIKE MY LIFE! We should murder it

Sora: crystel no -_-

Crystel: crystel yes ;3

*they kick the orange around and kick it into walls and stuff*

*Sora tries to kick the orange and it rolls about two feet. Both of them start cracking up at how wimpy it was*

Crystel: Goddammit sora, you're bad at throwing, catching, flicking rubber bands, and now kicking?! *laughing*

Sora: *laughing too* ssshhHHHHUT UP CRYSTEL XD

Crystel: No, never. It's my job as your friend to tease you about everything -w-

*crystel kicks the orange into a wall and then kicks it away. It just sits there contemplating existence*

Crystel: Im gonna murder it >:3

Sora:No i wANNA MURDER IT *tries to get to the orange*

Crystel: NO! XD *they fight stupidly over the now squishy and kinda depressing orange still sitting on the ground*

Crystel: ok fine you can kill it

*sora stomps on the orange and it explodes*

Sora: YAY! I KILLED IT!

Crystel: NO SORA WE JUST COMMITED MURDER! WE JUST BULLIED AN INNOCENT ORANGE TO DEATH, HOW COULD WE DO THIS!?!

Sora: *gasps and dramatically falls onto knees next to dead orange corpse* N O O O O O O O!

Crystel: *starting to crack up again* WE NEED TO DISPOSE OF THE EVIDENCE! THE POLICE ARE COMING FOR US!! *picks up orange corpse and throws it into a nearby trashcan*

Sora: Theres still BLOOD, AND GUTS, ALL OVER THE GROUND, AND THEY CAN STILL FIND THE BODY IN THE TRASH, WE NEED TO BURN IT! XDDD

Crystel: THERES NO TIME, ABANDON THE CRIME SCENE!!

*they both run away from the scene of the homocide laughing at their own stupidity while a bunch of confused other students and teachers watch*

And thats the story of how we murdered an orange at school XD