CHAPTER 20: Dante the lord of the rings
It was a beautiful new day in Dante's life... or so he thought.
Dante: AH-CHU!!
Scar: here you go, chicken soup.
Melody: orange juice.
Flame: and a book... your favorite one.
Dante: guys don't have to do this... AH-CHU... I appreciate it but it's nothing...
Scar: We tolf you to not to eat that piece of rotten bread but you wanted forty grand.
Dante: we have to pay what we break... AH-CHU...
Scar: yes, but not doing stupid things that end up poisoning you.
Melody: sleep, you need rest.
Dante: well... *falls asleep*
Scar: about time. *he goes*
Melody: come Flame.
Flame: yes Aunt Melody.
In Dante's dream.
Dante sported a medium contemporary look.
Dante: What happened? Where are my shoes? And why seen... as an award-winning?
Gandalf: not mine.
Dante: Huh? *Looks* no... it couldn't be... Gandalf?
Thorin: Are you abandoning us?
Dante: Thorin... okay, okay... first it was Camelot now it's middle earth... this is surprising.
After so much progress they came to a small town where a villager helped them slip away.
A few days later Thorin rose up and vowed to kill the dragon that lived on the lonely mountain.
Dante: Now what?
Thorin: you are going to enter.
Dante: Excuse me?
Thorin: you are the lowest of all, he will never see you coming.
(For those who are not fans or know nothing about the hobbit and the lord of the rings, hobbits are smaller than dwarves.)
Dante: well... *enters the cave*
Thorin: Bilbo... if there's a dragon there... don't wake it up... but if it wakes up... run.
Dante: sure *come in*
Dante had entered the cave to get a very coveted gem... the ark stone.
Dante: Where is it? *Throws a stand causing a big scandal* drat.
Smaug: There is a thieft... I can smell you... I hear you breathe.
Smaug the magnificent, the king under the mountain, his teeth are swords, his claws are spears and his wings are a hurricane.
Dante decides to take a run to escape the dragon.
Smaug: Come out now... Shadow Thief.
Dante: wait a moment... if I'm Bilbo then I have the... ring. *Takes out the ring and puts it on*
Smaug: You smell like a dwarf.
Dante: hehe stupid dragon. *Ring falls off his finger* OH FOR GOD SAKE!!!!!! *Covers his mouth*
Smaug: found you.
Dante: 😱😱😱 *runs away terrified*
Dante ran as far as his bare legs could, while Smaug chased after him, which the wolf used at will, guiding the dragon towards a statue of a dwarf.
Thorin: you stole these lands, this is dwarf gold and this is our revenge... NOW!
They remove the stone that covered the statue which turned out to be a golden dwarf, which melted with Smaug in the midst of the commotion.
Smaug: ............... *comes out of the gold angry* IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!!!... I will show you what is revenge. *Exits the cave*
Dante came out of the cave scared and what he saw terrified him.
Smaug: I am fire...... I am... death. *Raises its wings*
Dante: What have we done?
Then Smaug sets out to destroy the town.
The archer who happened to be the same one who helped Dante and the others a while ago, decided to look for the only thing that could hurt Smaug, a black arrow.
Archer: *pulls crossbow and arrow*
Smaug: tell me scum, how do you plan to die?
Archer: *shoots arrow*
The arrow hits the mark, causing Smaug to drop dead, Dante could not see the conclusion of the event as he woke up.
Dante: I slept well *feels something in his pocket* What is this? *Opens his hand and sees that he had the ring from the book* I have the ring... neat.
Dante and his friends more and more did more feats but soon they would join the war for angel island.
END OF CHAPTER.
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