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Helpful guide to a Healthy body. (With belle and sarge)

[the cameras turn on as the livestream begins as the intro plays to start things off]

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Belle: hi everyone my name is belle the Tinkerer

Sarge: and I'm sarge warhammer.

Belle: and we're here to teach you the importance of a good healthy body and how to take care of it

[a white board is lowered down with a sketch of a human and mobian body, muscles, skeleton and organs]

Belle: it's very important to do some exercises to help ready the body and mind for the day.

Sarge: that's why I do it three times a day 40 squats, 25 sit-ups and 62 pushups, heck I even force other people to take it as well.. sometimes twice the amount I do.

[cuts to a flashback of sarge "helping" tails, y/n, silver and Amy with exercising]

Sarge: You call that squatting! YOUR BARELY BROKEN A SWEAT!!

Tails: I think I'm gonna have a heartache!

Amy: I can't feel my arms.

Silver: I think I gained twice the depression I had before (whimpering)

Sarge: THATS GOOD USE THOSE THINGS AS GOALS TO PUSH FORWARD!!

[sarge proceeded to shout more at them for hours as he then lifts Y/n up and throws them out a window]

Y/n: I DIDNT EVEN SAAYY ANYYYYthiiiiinnnnngg......!!!

[end of flashback]

Sarge: I even have a scheduled appointment for new people that joined my gym.

Belle: um.. while that's good over doing your exercising can cause harm to your body, so it's better to find your own rhythm of exercise and not to go overboard with it, it also helps to drink plenty of water and have healthy balanced food diet.

Sarge: yeah but going back to harm with the body, there's many ways to fix that but you can't trust no-one but yourself with your body, so what do you do i hear you ask? simple just use the old fashioned method as many people call it, walk it off.

[cuts to various people with injuries]

Sonic: it's ya favourite boy everbo-

Sarge: got a bruise? [punch's sonic in the face twice]

Sonic: UAGH!!

Sarge: just walk it off.

Belle: SARGE NO!

Sarge: broken leg [shoots silver in the leg]

Silver: AAH WHY!?

Sarge: just walk the thing off!

Blaze: (offscreen) someone stop him!

Sarge: paralysed from the neck down [throws Y/n out the window again]

Y/n: FUUUUUCCCCCKKK YYYYYOOOooooouuuuuuu......!!!

Sarge: WALK THE DAMN THING OFF!!

Amy: I feel like I'm going to be danger?

Tails: I think I'm next too.

Sarge: brain dead cause your a dumbass bitch that's so annoying your friends just wanna strangle the shit outta you, along side with a face so punchable no one can resist punching it [charges at Amy and tails]

Amy, tails: AAAAAH!!!

[amy and tails began running for their lives to try and escape the wrath of sarge]

Sarge: WALK THOSE FUCKS OFF THE FACE OF THE WORLD!!!

Belle: CUT THE CAMERAS! CUT THEM NO-!

[the camera's cutout as it runs into a technical difficulty's at the very moment]

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[camera zooms out to reveal eggman was watching it all from his Tv]

Eggman: .....what the fuck....

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