"Haha! As super Sonic, I am invincible!" Sonic laughed, flying through Angel island invinciblely. But then, someone punched the chaos emeralds right out of him!

"Trespasser! No one trespasses upon my land!"

"OML YOU'RE SO STRONG I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME BUT I'M GAY FOR YOU!" Sonic tackled his attacker and they made out.

And they lived happily gay ever after.