???: Hello friend.

Knuckles: Who is this?

???: It's your worst nightmare.

Knuckles: Ok seriously. Who is this?

???: I just told you.

Knuckles: Look! Whoever this is, it's not funny!

???: This is no joke. I know who you are. I know where you live.

Knuckles: Stop! Tell me who you are!

???: I know that you watch soap operas. I know that you sleep with a stuffed animal.

Knuckles: TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!

???: So demanding I see.

Knuckles: Whoever this is, I will find you and kill you! Now stop texting me!

???: We'll just see about that.