I'll be driving you crazy all around the clock

You already know my name cuz I've been around the block

I think it goes without saying that I'll never be matched

I'll make you children want to run away

And never look back, because

I am the demon from your nightmares (nightmares)

You think I'm gone, but then I'm right there (right there)

I'll stare inside of your house and maybe take all your stuff

And when you tell your friends

They'll just think you're making it up!

Shut up, Herobriiiine, cuz I don't give a fuck

I leave none aliiiive and take no prisoners

I set you on fiiiire and watch you sizzle up

If you got the diiiiamonds you better just give 'em up

I don't need technique or magic

I just hop onto your server

And unleash my wrath

If you get me freaked out

I'll just say it's all in my head

Why is that? Oh, wait!

Cuz you're already dead!

Mirror, mirror, on the wall

Whose the baddest of them all?

You don't have to say

Cuz I already know

It's Me! H: No, me!

NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

Mirror, mirror, tell me now

Whose the baddest cat in town?

You can kiss my ass!

And you can suck my balls!

YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG!

Take none alive and leave no prisoners?

Come on, that one's not even original!

The only thing you do is put back progress

What good does that do if I'm the one who stops it

Breaking down houses? That takes no skill!

You only piss people off, but I'll be giving them chills

Good grief, how much more predictable can you get?

You'd better look out for me

You don't know what I'll do next!

Pissin' people off? Yep, that is all that I do!

And from the way that you rage

Looks like I've done it to you!

I treat everything I grief like it may be my last

That's why these people think that

I'm the biggest pain in the ass!

I don't just blow up your house

I'm putting down booby traps

I'll drop you into the nether and you will never come back!

All your crops are my crops, I'll murder your livestock

Why? Cuz I do more damage than Herobrine does!

Mirror, mirror, on the wall

Whose the baddest of them all?

You don't have to say

Cuz I already know

It's Me! H: No, me!

NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

Mirror, mirror, tell me now

Whose the baddest cat in town?

You can kiss my ass!

And you can suck my balls!

YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG!

You know everybody thinks your a nuisance

Why don't you come up with a couple of new tricks?

Uh oh, I don't want to sound overzealous

I think that I'm making you kinda jealous!

I can't fix a house, but I can't fix you!

You seem like a guy whose got mommy issues

Ha-ha, good one, that was such a lame joke

At least I'm not a stupid video game hoax!

You bum off of servers as if you were homeless

All I do is destroy so why would I want my own, bitch?

Griefing is an art, I find a canvas and paint

Well you can call it an art, but that will not get you laid!

I'm gonna pick up some obsidian and cover you up

But you're the one with a face only a mother could love!

I leave debris in my wake

I leave emotional scars

If you come across disaster

YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OURS!

Hey, what are you doing here, punk? Scram!

I'm the Admin...

Oh...shit...

Mirror, mirror, on the wall

Whose the baddest of them all?

You don't have to say

Cuz I already know

It's Me! H: No, me!

NO! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

Mirror, mirror, tell me now

Whose the baddest cat in town?

You can kiss my ass!

And you can suck my balls!

YOU AND ME WILL NEVER GET ALONG!

Wer hat von euch aus gewonnen? Für mich der Griefer. *-* ^-^