Lucan: So let me say that I hate sex so I guess why...

Flashback

Lucan: what is that sound?

Nika: Don't know? Lets find out.

Room: ???: Ahh~ fuck 

Lucan: wait it's from Tygren's room

They get there.

Xan: Sometimes I wish you were a girl but your not.

Tygren: RAIL ME XAN PLEASE AHH~

Lucan: The Fuck......

Nika:*Throws Lucan*

Tygren: Xan~ *looks at Lucan* fuck...

Xan:huh? Lucan go...or I will rail your ass to

Lucan leaves.

Tygren: AAH~ IM Gonna CUM!!!!!!!

Now....

Lucan: And that's why I hate sex......

Lucan: Wait?*hears some moaning* OH MY GOD CAN YOU NOT BE BANGING FOR THE FIFTH TIME YOU PERVERSE JACKASS'S 

Xan: Oh big quite I'm just punishing him bitch