Melissa jokingly wrote this song in Salem's Civil War, book five, to express how she handled the fact that Arnie was afraid to give her the official title of "girlfriend" because he swore it would sentence her to death. This song is kind of amusing and bouncy, so enjoy it.

MY NON-BOYFRIEND BOYFRIEND
I go out every night now,
And you know I'm not alone.
We're rocking our lil' party
Cause neither one wants to go home.

It's beautiful and strange,
This thing we've got going on.
I know the label's not quite there,
But we keep flowing on.

Who cares about a title?
I've got him, he's all mine.
So what if he won't claim me?
It's our normal and it's fine.

He's my non-boyfriend boyfriend,
Loyal to the very end,
Even if it's just pretend,
My non-boyfriend boyfriend!

My baby, he gets me inside-out.
He drives me crazy with his kisses,
And he's all I think about.
We're all hits and no misses.

Whenever I need someone,
He's the one I call.
He always comes to save me.
He'll never let me fall.

I'm the only one he wants.
That's good enough for me.
Boyfriend and girlfriend are just words.
I'm content to just be.

Who cares about a title?
I've got him, he's all mine.
So what if he won't claim me?
It's our normal and it's fine.

He's my non-boyfriend boyfriend,
Loyal to the very end,
Even if it's just pretend,
My non-boyfriend boyfriend!

Maybe we're not normal,
But who says we want to be?
The only thing that matters
Is I love him, he loves me.

I'll stay by his side
No matter what he faces,
And when we're all alone,
We'll cover all the bases.

There's no other like him,
He treats me like his Queen.
I'll never doubt he loves me.
What else can it mean?

Who cares about a title?
I've got him, he's all mine.
So what if he won't claim me?
It's our normal and it's fine.

He's my non-boyfriend boyfriend,
Loyal to the very end,
Even if it's just pretend,
My non-boyfriend boyfriend!

Who cares about a title?
I've got him, he's all mine.
So what if he won't claim me?
It's our normal and it's fine.