This took forever, my god—

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Dream: Welcome to the internet
Sapnap: Have a look around
George: Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
Tommy: We've got mountains of content
Tubbo: Some better, some worse
Ranboo: If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Phil: Welcome to the internet
Techno: Come and take a seat
Wilbur: Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
Karl: There's no need to panic
Quackity: This isn't a test, haha
Skeppy: Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Dream: Welcome to the internet
Dream: What would you prefer?
Wilbur: Would you like to fight for civil rights
Schlatt: or tweet a racial slur?
Bad: Be happy
Quackity: Be horny
Techno: Be bursting with rage
Dream:We got a million different ways to engage

Dream: Welcome to the internet
Dream: Put your cares aside
Ranboo: Here's a tip for straining pasta
Tommy; Here's a nine-year-old who died
Tubbo: We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
George: And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Dream: Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Dream: Welcome to the internet

Tubbo: Hold on to your socks
Dream: 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
Techno: They are grainy and off-putting
George: He just sent you more
Schlatt: Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore

Wilbur: See a man beheaded
Schlatt: Get offended,
Karl: see a shrink
Phil: Show us pictures of your children
Tubbo: Tell us every thought you think
Sapnap: Start a rumor,
Niki: buy a broom
Tommy: Or send a death threat to a boomer
Carson: Or DM a girl and groom her
Techno: Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Bad: Here's a healthy breakfast option
Skeppy: You should kill your mom
Puffy: Here's why women never fuck you
Wilbur: Here's how you can build a bomb
Ranboo: Which Power Ranger are you?
George: Take this quirky quiz
Quackity: Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

Dream: Could I interest you in everything?
Dream: All of the time?
George: A little bit of everything
George: All of the time
Sapnap: Apathy's a tragedy
Sapnap: And boredom is a crime
DreamTeam: Anything and everything
DreamTeam: All of the time

Phil: Could I interest you in everything?
Wilbur: All of the time?
Techno: A little bit of everything
Tommy: All of the time
Phil: Apathy's a tragedy
Wilbur: And boredom is a crime
Techno: Anything and everything
Tommy: All of the time

Dream: You know, it wasn't always like this

Dream: Not very long ago
Dream: Just before your time
Dream: Right before the towers fell, circa '99
George: This was catalogs
George: Travel blogs
George: A chat room or two
Sapnap: We set our sights and spent our nights
Sapnap: Waiting
SapnapS For you, you, insatiable you
Bad: Mommy let you use her iPad
Bad: You were barely two
Bad: And it did all the things
Bad: We designed it to do

Dream: Now look at you, oh

Dream: Look at you, you, you
George: Unstoppable, watchable
Sapnap: Your time is now
Bad: Your inside's out
Dream: Honey, how you grew
George: And if we stick together
Sapnap: Who knows what we'll do
Bad: It was always the plan
All 4: To put the world in your hand

Dream: Hahaha
George: Could I interest you in everything?
Sapnap: All of the time
Bad: A bit of everything
Tommy: All of the time
Tubbo: Apathy's a tragedy
Fundy: And boredom is a crime
Ponk: Anything and everything
Punz: All of the time

Wilbur: Could I interest you in everything?
Techno: All of the time
Quackity: A little bit of everything
Niki: All of the time
Jack: Apathy's a tragedy
Schlatt: And boredom is a crime
Phil: Anything and everything
Eret: And anything and everything
Alyssa: And anything and everything
All: And all of the time