It’s not always easy
It’s not always fun being the middle child
You gotta believe me
If I was a spice I would just be mild

When things go wrong, I’m to blame
My parents always forget my name
Sometimes I swear I feel like I could run from all this
And they wouldn’t notice

I am just the middle child
My family don’t know I’m alive
Ever since Anna was born
My house key don’t work no more

They care more for the cat
Than they do for me
You tickle on her belly
Why don’t you tickle me
I wish they’d see me and smile
But it won’t change
‘Cause I’m the middle child

My parents adore me
They tell me how proud they are every day
And I am the cute one (she is so cute)
This family of four should never change
I’ll be there for them whenever they wish
Except for Jack ’cause he’s a b**ch
If I’m truly honest I don’t know who Jack is
But he sounds so average

I am just the middle child
(nobody cares)
My family don’t know I’m alive
(you could be dead)
Ever since Anna was born
(she’s been a star)
My house key don’t work no more

They care more for the cat
Than they do for me
You tickle on her belly
Why don’t you tickle me
I wish they’d see me and smile
But it won’t change
‘Cause I’m the middle child…