I swear I've seen the wildest things,
But what's inside my skool that wins:
He tries to hide his dark intentions,
Wears a wig and contact lenses.
I've told the world,
They won't believe it.
I've warned them all,
They can't conceive it.
Otherworldy action - that's my claim,
So please don't tell me I'm insane!
And I fear I may have something on my hands
That nobody else can ever understand
And I lie awake 'cause I just can't sleep
When I know he's there, that alien freak!
I don't wanna lose my home,
But my efforts stand alone.
And it's not like I'm the kind of guy
Who gets his kicks by spreading lies.
He's jumped through time and tried to stop me,
Wrecked Mars and gave himself a trophy.
I've watched him in his livingroom
Counting the days until our DOOM.
So what if I'm paranoid?
I don't wanna see this place DESTROYED!
And I know I got a reason to be scared,
So I'll grab my tools and get myself prepared.
And I lie awake 'cause I just can't sleep
When I know he's there, that alien freak!
I don't wanna lose my home,
But my efforts stand alone.
But you know what?
You haven't really won!
And it's not like I'm ever going to LET YOU!
I don't care what it takes,
Earth's not going down without a fight, from yours truly!
You know why? You... ALIEN!
It's because YOU invaded the wrong PLANET!
And you just so happened to go to SKOOL with your
soon-to-be WORST NIGHTMARE, ME!
So I'll lie awake 'cause I just won't sleep,
And I know you're there, you alien freak!
I refuse to lose my home
To a thing who's all alone.