Sans

Sleeping*

Sans wake up Sans

What is it dude

A human has fallen has fallen from the surface world

Really and  you got a bone to pick to pick with him

No time for puns

Come on that was a real rib tickler
Enough!

Alright here we go again

Welcome to the underground
How was the fall
If you want to looked around
Give us a call
We don't see human often
Were happy you just drop in
I'll be so popular when I show all the monster what I just brought in
Hey Papyrus mind your manor
Can it Sans no time for baner
Excuse my brother he a bit extracted
You're just lazy and act pathetic
Called me what you want I got thick skin
Another bad joke and I'm finish with him we are monster the awfulness kind
Mess with us take a lot of spine

We can realated to your determined
Because we monster have our own temptations
Humans betrays us and left us burning
One day we'll make our way back to the suface
Though all your travels your sins will follow
Your consequences anit easy to swallow
Who the real monster now you should know
You cut the story down to the bone

Really Sans
What?
The last line of the course is a pun
Yep
You embalmer that was very clever
Hehe thank buddy

Your stuck in the underground
Thanks to the fall
Good luck ever getting out
Perpare to bawl
You could show mercy to us
Or turn us all to dust
Is your heart full of evil
Or full of love
I the great Papyrus challenge you to try getting by us
Test the human with one of your puzzle
Brilliant Sans that will him unfuddle (?) I dare you to try a bit of spaghetti
Smell like the Creepypasta ready!
Stop it Sans I'm done with the joking
Sound like some one funny bones broken!

We can realated to your determined
Because we monster have our own temptations
I am the mastermind he my apprentice your only still alive because I made a promise
You'll lose your mind when you wonder for hours
You might even decided to start talking to flowers
Who the real monster now you should know
You cut the story down to the bone

Some day I'll join the royal guard
When I catch this child can it be that hard?

Looked if I'm being honest my brother anit nothing but harmless
I know you and all that you want
You'll get alot more from Sans then a front
The deeper you go the messier it get
If I had it my way you'll already be dead
Kidding if you couldn't tell I get so bored I amused myself

*laughts*

Down here in.the underground
Your all alone
We want to tell you now
You're kind of bone
If you survive this prison
You will know neologisms (?)
Don't mess around with monster
There scared of tiny children
You come far but soon your stumbled
When I get you with some Jr Jumble
Not so sure your get then with that
At last I'll hit him with my special attake
*trombone  sound*
LEAVE ME ALONE
What you know I got a nat for the trombone
One more pun and I'll be done
But anit to skull better then one?

We can realated to your determined
Because we monster have our own temptations
You know your story already been told
We can play again if you sale your soul I got my eye on you so you just watch it
I'll find the skeletons inside your closet
Who the real monster now you should know
You cut this story down to the bone

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