Hey guys. So I got another song fic for you all. I'm not too sure how good it is, but it should be funny. Total crack fic here.

Summary: Naruto, Kiba, and Lee follow an Akatsuki member to a cave, but what they find is something they never would've expected.

Characters: Akatsuki, Orochimaru, and some Naruto, Kiba, and Lee.

Song: I've Got a Dream by Mandy Moore... or the Tangled movie

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It was another beautiful day in the Land of Fire, and Teams 7, 8, and Guy were on a collaborative mission to check out some Intel they got about the Akatsuki. They had been searching for about three days now, but still could not find the spot where they were told the Akatsuki were hiding. The genin were getting a bit bored as the three adults talked about what they were going to do.

"Hey, why don't we go search on our own," Naruto said.

"You idiot," Sasuke replied. "We're not supposed to go off alone."

"Yeah, what Sasuke said," Sakura agreed.

"Oh, come on. We haven't found anything yet, and all Kakashi Sensei and the other Senseis are doing is talking," Naruto complained.

"I agree with Naruto," Kiba spoke up.

"It is not wise to go alone," Shino said in a low voice. "Why? Because like Sasuke said, we're not allowed to."

"I for one believe it to be a great idea," Lee spoke up.

"Then you are a fool as well," Neji said as he crossed his arms.

"Yeah, Lee," Ten Ten agreed. "Remember what happened the last time you wanted to go off on your own?"

"That was a different situation," Lee replied slumping his shoulders.

"You are not going and that is final," Neji said and stood up. "Come on. We should see if Guy and the others figured anything out." He then walked away toward the adults with the others following, except for Naruto, Kiba, and Lee that is.

"Hey, why don't the three of us go?" Naruto asked the two quietly so the others didn't hear them.

"Yeah," Kiba agreed. "We can go out, check around a bit, and be back before anyone realizes we're gone."

"Yosh! I am in!" Lee said loudly.

"Shhhh!" Kiba and Naruto said at the same time as they covered his mouth.

"Do you want everyone to know we're going to sneak off?" Kiba asked.

They released his mouth. "Sorry," Lee said.

"Come on," Naruto said as he started walking into the forest. "Before they figure it out." The other two followed him and they disappeared into the forest.

They walked for about a half hour before they stopped. "There's nothing here guys," Kiba said. "Let's head back to the camp."

"I believe you are right," Lee agreed.

"Oh, come on, Kiba. We haven't been looking that long," Naruto said.

Before anyone could say another word, Akamaru started sniffing around on the ground and wondering off. "Hey, Akamaru! Come back here!" Kiba said and ran after him, Naruto and Lee following.

They soon caught up to the pup and Kiba picked him up and zipped him up in his coat. "Don't go running off like that, Akamaru." Akamaru barked quietly. "Huh?" He then sniffed the air. "Wow, you're right. I smell it too."

"What? What is it? Is it the Akatsuki?" Naruto asked a bit loudly.

"Shhhh," Kiba said. "Yeah, but it's only one. They're heading right for us."

"Should we not hide?" Lee asked.

"No, we'll fight," Naruto said pounding his fist into his open palm.

"You idiot. We're three genin and a dog, and they are an S-Rank shinobi. While I'd love to go up against them, it wouldn't be smart."

"Since when have you been the logical one, Kiba?" Naruto asked pouting a bit.

"Just shut up and hide. They're almost here," Kiba said. They all jumped into the bushes and waited for the Akatsuki member to arrive.

They didn't have to wait long until the Akatsuki member came through the bushes. It was the female member, Konan. She looked around for a moment then continued past the hiding genin and off into another direction of the forest.

"Come on. Let's follow her," Naruto said and jumped off.

"Naruto, wait!" Kiba tried, but was too late as Naruto was already gone. "Come on," Kiba said to Lee. "We'd better go too to make sure he doesn't get into trouble." Lee just nodded and the two jumped off after Naruto.

They followed Konan at a distance thanks to Kiba and Akamaru's noses, until they came to a clearing with a small hill. Konan took one more look around before she pushed apart some hanging vines and disappeared into a hidden cave.

"So that's where they've been hiding," Kiba said.

"Let's go," Naruto said, but before he could move, Kiba grabbed his arm.

"Wait. We should go back to the other and tell them where they are."

"What? Why? We can handle them," Naruto complained.

"Kiba is right, Naruto. We are not strong enough to handle all of the Akatsuki, although," he continued, "we could go in and check out the situation before we go back to Guy Sensei and the other."

Lee and Naruto looked at Kiba to await his response. Kiba just sighed. "Alright, but only to see what we're up against and they it's straight back to the others... Wow, you're right, Naruto, I'm not acting like my usual self."

Naruto smiled. "It's alright. Someone's got to be the voice of reason." Kiba smiled and Akamaru let out a small yelp, then they carefully made their way to the cave entrance.

When they got in the cave, they found a huge bolder to hide behind and listened and glanced at the group. All nine ten members were there, Pein, Zetsu, Hidan, Deidara, Tobi, Itachi, Sasori, Kisame, Kakazu, and of course Konan, and they were just sitting around.

"Well it's about time you got here, Konan," Hidan said.

"Sorry, I had some unfinished business to attend to," Konan explained then sat down next to Pein. "So, what have I missed?"

"Nothing," Itachi said in a quiet voice.

"Yeah, we've just been sitting here bored out of our minds," Hidan said again.

"Hidan, shut up and sit down or I'll kill you," Kakazu said.

"You shut up, Kakazu. I can walk around if I want," Hidan said angrily.

"Come on, Hidan. Why don't you sit down and we can talk about what we would rather do," Tobi said happily.

"Ok, you shut up, Tobi," Hidan said still angry. "You may be new, but you'll learn quick that I can do what I want, when I want."

"What did you mean by 'what we would rather do?'" Sasori asked.

Tobi looked over at him. "I mean what our hobbies are. You know, when we're not trying to destroy villages or threaten people; like cooking cakes and cookies," Itachi looked over at him and raised an eyebrow, but said nothing. "Or flying kites, or playing an instrument, or..."

Hidan was fed up with Tobi's talking and stomped over to him and grabbed him by the front of his robe and pulled him in close, his scythe raised. "Haven't you ever had a dream before?" Tobi asked hoping to distract Hidan.

"Tobi, you know what?!" he asked loudly.

"W-what?" Tobi asked in fear that Hidan would chop his head off.

Suddenly accordion music came from somewhere in the cave and everyone but Hidan looked around to find out where it was coming from.

"I'm malicious, mean, and scary."

"What is he doing?" Pein asked, everyone now looking at Hidan.

"My sneer could curdle dairy."

"You have got to be kidding me," Kisame said.

"And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest."

"Hidan, stop singing or I'll kill you," Kakazu said, but Hidan just ignored him.

"But despite my evil look and my temper and my hook..." Hidan said referring to his scythe, then released Tobi and sat down at a piano, "...I've always yearned to be a concert pianist." He then started playing to the tune of the song.

"Where the heck did that piano come from?" Kisame asked.

"Can't you see me on the stage performin' Mozart. Ticklin' the ivories 'til they gleam?"

Tobi stepped up to Hidan, and no one could tell, but he had a big grin on his face.

"Yep, I'd rather be called deadly, for my killer show tune medley." He ran his finger up the piano keys before continuing. "Thank you, 'cause way down deep inside I've got a dream."

The others all looked at each other and thought, 'what the heck,' and joined in.

(He's got a dream. He's got a dream,) everyone but Kakazu sang.

"See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem." He ran his finger up the piano keys again. "Though I do like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers. Like everybody else, I've got a dream."

(La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.)

Suddenly, Orochimaru jumped out still playing the accordion.

"What the heck?!" Kisame asked when he saw Orochimaru, but again, no one said anything as the song continued.

"I've got scars and lumps and bruises, plus something here that oozes," he pointed to what looked like an infected wound on his shoulder, "and let's not even mention my complexion," he continued referring to his pale white skin.

He then tossed the accordion aside and sat down in a chair and raised both his feet up, without his shoes on. "But despite my extra toes, and my goiter and my nose."

"Eww," Konan said.

"I really wanna make a love connection."

He then got up and quickly went over to Konan and Pein and stood between them. "Can't you see me with a special little lady? Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream?" He backed away and started skipping around the room then stopped when he got in front of Tobi.

"Though I'm one disgusting blighter." He threw his arm around Tobi's shoulders and got closer to his ear. "I'm a lover, not a fighter." He pushed Tobi away and raised his arms in a 'Ta-da' form. "'Cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream."

"I've got a dream."

(He's got a dream.)

"I've got a dream."

(He's got a dream.)

"And I know one day romance will reign supreme."

He sat next to Hidan, who was still playing away on the piano. "Though my face leaves people screaming. There's a child behind it, dreaming," he said as he put both hands over his heart."Like everybody else, I've got a dream."

"Zetsu would like to quit and be a florist," Pein sang as Zetsu held up a few potted plants and had vines growing around him.

"Deidara does interior design," Sasori stated in his deep baritone voice as Deidara posed in front of a neatly arranged area with a recliner with a rug under it and a lamp beside it, a side table with a vase on it, and a painting on the wall.

"Tobi is into mime," Deidara added in a weird voice as Tobi started moving like a mime, his face mask changed to look like a mime's face.

"Itachi's cupcakes are sublime," Kisame said as Itachi posed in an apron with a plate of cupcakes neatly stacked on top of each other.

(Pein knits, and he sews.) Pein held up a few black hats with red clouds on them and a blanket. (Sasori does little puppet shows.) Sasori used his chakra strings to make small puppets dance around.

"And Kisame collects ceramic unicorns," Hidan sang out as Kisame held up two very small unicorns.

The music stopped and everyone looked over at Kakazu who was leaning against the other side of the cave. "I'm not singing," he stated firmly.

Tobi ran over to him. "Pleeeeease, Mr. Kakazu."

"No."

Tobi looked up at him with the one eye and Kakazu saw it go wide and watery. He sighed.

"I have dreams like you, no, really. Just much less touchy-feely. They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny."

He pulled out a suitcase from underneath his seat at the table.

"On an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone." He then opened the case and pulled out several packs of bills and smiled. "Surrounded by enormous piles of money."

Everyone smiled and cheered and Konan got up on the table.

"I've got a dream."

(She's got a dream.)

"I've got a dream."

(She's got a dream.)

"I just wanna see some floating lanterns gleam." Everyone cheered and Konan jumped off the table and over to Pein. "And with every passing hour, I'm so glad I left that tower. Like all you lovely men, I've got a dream."

They all started dancing with each other and Hidan got up and joined them. (She's got a dream. He's got a dream. They've got a dream. We've got a dream. So our differences ain't really that extreme. We're one big team.) They all put their arms around each other and the two on the ends raised their arms.

"Call us brutal," Kisame said.

"Sick," Sasori added.

"Sadistic," Hidan said with a grin.

"And grotesquely optimistic," Orochimaru put in.

('Cause way down deep inside, we've got a dream.)

"I've got a dream," Hidan sang.

"I've got a dream," Kisame sang.

"I've got a dream," Zetsu sang.

"I've got a dream," Itachi sang.

"I've got a dream," Sasori sang.

"I've got a dream," Konan sang.

(Yes, way down deep inside, I've got a dream.)

(Yeah!)

"Hey, we're pretty good," Pein commented.

"Yeah, maybe we could make a few bucks from preforming," Kakazu add.

"Really?!" Tobi asked excited.

"Not a bad idea, Tobi my man," Deidara said as he slung an arm around Tobi's shoulder.

Everyone started talking all at once, trying to figure out what all they could do to take their show on the road. Someone even asked Orochimaru if he was going to join the Akatsuki again. All while heading for the entrance of the cave and disappearing through the vines.

Kiba, Naruto, and Lee stood there completely shocked at what they just witnessed, standing in the now empty room, just staring at the entrance.

"D-did they..." Naruto began.

"Just sing?" Kiba finished.

"I believe so," Lee answered.

They stood there for a few more minutes then finally snapped out of it and turned to each other. "Let's not mention this to the others," Kiba said.

"They'd think we were crazy," Naruto replied.

"I agree. Let us never speak of this again," Lee said.

They all nodded and left the cave to head back to the rest of the group, the memories of the singing Akatsuki disturbing them as they went. One thing was for sure, they would never look at the Akatsuki the same again.

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Well, I hope it wasn't too crazy for you. If you didn't figure it out, when the song in ( ) it meant that the whole group was singing.

I really hope you enjoyed this story. Let me know in a comment, and if you want me to do a Naruto story to a certain song, then please leave that in the review too and I'll try to get to it as quick as I can.

Thanks for reading :D