Me: I thought humans were the autobots ladder's bottom rung
I heard the mutants are brutes you'd hate to be among
"You smell like fishes! You're vicious!
I bet you eat your young!"
Meet any one of you the thing to do is run away

But although I know we're all a buncha different breeds
Take away our looks and metal and we're just frightened steeds
So let's put aside our differences, 'cause what we need's a win
Ooh

Come on, rip out all the pages of your history books
Just because we're undercover doesn't mean we're crooks
When we walk you through the crowd and give your brand new looks a spin

You're gonna fit right in

'12 Leo: This is a new low

Me: You're gonna fit right in

'12 Donnie: It's never gonna work!

'12 Raph: They taught us autobots were super scary maniacs
With metal like razors, and tongues like tasers, and teeth like tacks
They take your bones and then they grind 'em into midnight snacks
The basic gist of it is autobots are not okay

EC: Look I know we're risking everything for this endeavor
But look at us: We're brave and strong and weird and clever
Thus closer to the finish than we've ever, ever been
Woah-oh-oh
So we better take a leap and put our faith in you
Get our crafty on with sparkles, tape, and super glue
'Cause we're running out of options and we're desperate to begin

All: You're gonna fit right in

'12 Leo: If you say so

All: You're gonna fit right in

Me: I know you will, now watch and learn

Me: This is how a autobot walks (Walks)
This is how a autobot talks (Talks)
This is how a autobot hoops (Hoops?)
This is how a autobot...

'12 April: Oops!

EC: Oh, geez

Me: Stop!

This is how a autobot struts (Struts)
Oh, watch us shake our autobot butts (Butts)
Now you're in the autobot know
Woah
Soon you'll be a autobot pro!

Oh, a autobot metal makes a autobot stride
It's the more-head on your forehead, it's the source of your pride
Every autobot who's born has worn metal that's unique
So we'll whip them up as we speak
You'll be looking très magnifique!
We'll fake a phony protrusion and make a bony illusion
It's not the perfect solution, but the world's not big on inclusion
And with those rocks in our pockets we'll reap the reward
Then folks will be floored
We'll strike a new chord
Our magic restored!

All: Lately all the world has lost its heart
But if we can help to find it we should play our part

'12 Leo: If we fail we'll go to prison!

EC: But if not we'll start to grin!

Me: So let's begin!

All: We're gonna fit right in!
We're gonna fit right in!
We're gonna fit right in!
We're gonna fit right in!
We're gonna fit right in!

Me and EC: This is how a autobot walks!
This is how a autobot talks!
Now you're looking autobot strong!
This is how a autobot ends this song