⤷ Texting AU
this might be really long (+ multiple chapters) but oh well. i just really wanted them to have a group chat. and i've rediscovered that i have the power to do that so yea, i'm going to be doing it!
SOME NOTES:
➢ if message not sent ! appears, it means they've typed it out but didn't send it.
➢ pls pay attention to the times! i'm not putting them for all messages, so when i do, pls notice them!
➢ their real names are their contact names. you can add nicknames to their contacts but it won't change their contact name. so when a "__ kicked __ out of the chat" pops up, it uses their contact names, not the nicknames. this also goes for single-messaging. their contact names will be their chat name, but inside the chat, they use the nickname.
(if that made sense,) enjoy!
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Lauren has made a group chat with Peter and Gally !
Lauren named the chat "The Fantastic Three" !
smol bean pete:
Lauren it's literally 2am, shouldn't
you be asleep
You:
in theory
gal:
Why is my phone buzzing so much
and how did you get a group chat
smol bean pete:
it's literally so easy, you just text
two people instead of one 😂
You:
omg, gally's a grandpa, who
knew.
smol bean pete:
also isn't it supposed to be the
fantastic four?
smol bean pete:
i don't even have memories and
i know that's wrong
gal:
I have to agree with Peter on this
one
You:
you're just hatin on whatever
i put, aren't you.
Peter changed the name to "the group chat lauren made while sleep-deprived" !
gal:
That might be even worse
You:
peter omg that's terrible
smol bean pete:
you're just hatin on whatever
i put, aren't you. 😠
Gally kicked Peter out of the chat !
Lauren added Peter back to the chat !
You:
that didn't need to resort to
violence, gal
gal:
Why the shuck are you
shortening my name
You:
that's what i have you as
in my phone
You:
also i didn't feel like typing
gal:
Then maybe you should
go to sleep
smol bean pete:
wait what do you have me
as in your phone?
You:
smol bean pete
Kenny
Kenny:
Do you have an answer as to
why Peter's dying laughing
at 2am?
You:
he asked a question, i
answered.
Kenny:
?
You:
he asked what i had him
as in my phone
You:
i said "smol bean pete"
Kenny:
Forget I asked anything.
You:
already forgotten
the group chat lauren made while sleep-deprived
You:
peter, kenny literally texted me
asking why you were laughing
so hard
You:
it's not even that funny
gal:
Everythings funny when
your sleep deprived
You:
*you're
You:
also next time, @ me
smol bean pete:
but 🤨 why smol bean pete
You:
it was the first thing that
came to mind
You:
wait i have a question
smol bean pete:
why am i scared.
gal:
Same
You:
what do you have for me in
your phones
smol bean pete:
Lauren
gal:
Lauren
You:
you all are boring.
smol bean pete:
fine, i changed it to Special
Bean Laur 🙄
smol bean pete:
to match the whole "bean theme"
we've got going on.
Lauren kicked Peter out of the chat !
Peter
Peter ✗:
don't lie to me, i know
everything. 🙃
Peter ✗:
what do you ACTUALLY
have for her?
You:
Lauren♡
message not sent
You:
Just Lauren I dont need nicknames.
message read at 2:45am
Peter ✗:
could you add me back in the
chat 🥺
message read at 2:56am
the group chat lauren made while sleep-deprived
Gally added Peter back to the chat !
smol bean pete:
thank you gal 🥰
Gally kicked Peter out of the chat !
gal:
Dont add him back
delivered at 3:01am
gal:
Are you seriously asleep
delivered at 3:03am
gal:
Goodnight Lauren
delivered at 3:07am
Gally deleted 1 message(s) !
Peter
smol bean pete:
hey Lauren 😊😊
delivered at 3:01am
smol bean pete:
?
delivered at 3:04am
You:
i fell asleep cause you all
are boring hold on i gotta
catch up
delivered at 7:05
smol bean pete:
the amount of commas in
that sentence are ✨amazing✨
You:
shuck you
message read at 7:20
You:
what the actual hell
smol bean pete:
🤨
You:
gal deleted a message in
the group chat
smol bean pete:
i wouldn't know that
because he kicked me out 🙃
You:
from what i'm reading you
were kinda asking for it
smol bean pete:
knew you were gonna take
his side 😒
You:
smol bean pete:
🙄✋
smol bean pete:
anyways since you're the owner,
you can see deleted messages
can't you?
You:
no, i made us all co-owners
You:
that's how you guys can kick
each other out
smol bean pete:
and add us back in?
🥺👉👈
You:
...
You:
that was actually kinda good
smol bean pete:
You:
STOP STEALING MY MEMES
the group chat lauren made while sleep-deprived
Lauren added Peter back to the chat !
gal:
What did I say
You:
i wouldn't know, you deleted it
smol bean pete:
👀👀
Peter
smol bean pete:
GALLY'S FACE I'M DYING 🤣
smol bean pete:
ASJDKFHSDHFV
smol bean pete:
GET DOWN TO BREAKFAST PLS
🤣🙏
You:
i'm on my way dw
message read at 7:35
the group chat lauren made while sleep-deprived
Gally left the chat !
Lauren added Gally back to the chat !
Lauren ♡:
you can't get away from me
that easily
You:
I know Ive tried
message not sent !
You:
Shuck
message read at 7:46am
Peter ✗:
okay now i want to know
Peter ✗:
what does gal have for me
in his phone
You:
Stop shortening my name
and youll know
Lauren ♡:
PLS ADD PUNCTUATION TO YOUR
SENTENCES I'M BEGGING YOU
Peter ✗:
you don't 😗✌️
Lauren ♡:
this aint about me
Peter ✗:
Gally kicked Peter out of the chat !
Lauren ♡:
shuck i wanted to do that
Lauren ♡:
also yes i do
Lauren ♡:
sometimes
You:
I figured I'd help you out
Lauren ♡:
is that an apostrophe???
You:
No
Gally deleted 1 message(s) !
Lauren ♡:
already screenshotted it
Lauren ♡:
You:
Why does it mean so much to you
Lauren ♡:
i can use it as blackmail
Lauren ♡:
add peter back and i won't send
it to him
You:
Lauren ♡:
IS THAT A MEME??
You:
I can occasionally use the photo
album Minho shared with us all
Lauren ♡:
i'm so proud
You:
Proud enough not to add Peter back
Lauren ♡:
we have dms for a reason
read at 7:59
Lauren ♡:
also please use at least a
question mark
read at 7:59
Lauren ♡:
wait
read at 8:05
Lauren ♡:
did you not—
read at 8:05
Lauren added Peter back to the chat !
Peter ✗:
about time 😠
Lauren ♡:
PETER
Peter ✗:
?
Lauren ♡:
GALLY DOESN'T KNOW THAT
WE HAVE DMS
You:
What does DM mean
Lauren ♡:
direct message
You:
Still didnt know we had
them
Peter ✗:
but doesn't he get texts from
Alby and crew?
You:
I get them in the Keeper
groupchat
Lauren ♡:
but no dms??
Peter ✗:
but, i've dm'd you,,
Gally has left the chat !
Lauren ♡:
AHAHAHA
Peter ✗:
he really just went
Lauren ♡:
Peter ✗:
i wanted to do that 😔
Lauren ♡:
welp
Lauren ♡:
can't steal my memes anymore
you twerp
Peter ✗:
but does Gally need a 🧐
Peter ✗:
lesson??
Peter ✗:
on how to use these phones
Lauren ♡:
idk but i'll send him a dm so he
access it
Gally
Lauren ♡:
here, now you can direct
message me
You:
Happy birthday to me
message not sent !
You:
Thanks Lauren
message not sent !
You:
I appreciate it
message not sent !
Lauren ♡:
did you forget how to type too?
You:
No
Lauren ♡:
the fact that you don't add
punctuation to your senates
Lauren ♡:
makes it so hard to see if
that's a defensive, angry or
confused no
You:
Could you just add me back
in the groupchat please
Lauren ♡:
sure
Lauren ♡:
You:
Fine.
You:
Please?
Lauren ♡:
woah there, that's two punctuations
Lauren ♡:
someone might think you'll add
them to all of your sentences
You:
That someone would be wrong
Lauren ♡:
well then, you might have to find
a new way in
You:
I hate you
Lauren ♡:
no you don't
You:
No I dont
You:
Wait
You:
That wasnt supposed to
send
Lauren ♡:
Lauren
Special Bean Laur:
ummmmm
You:
don't you have a job 🤨
Special Bean Laur:
shush this is important
You:
more important than your job??
You:
i think you need to take a break
from your phone
Special Bean Laur:
no one gave you permission
to become my new parents
Special Bean Laur:
besides i think you're younger
than me
You:
i feel older than everyone in this
Glade 😔
Special Bean Laur:
i think alby has you beat
You:
Special Bean Laur:
ANYway
Special Bean Laur:
GALLY'S BEEN ACTING STRANGE
You:
stop screaming at me please
Special Bean Laur:
sorry not sorry, caps lock
You:
proceed 😐
Special Bean Laur:
he literally got so defensive
(i think)
Special Bean Laur:
because he sent me "no i don't"
Special Bean Laur:
in response to "you don't hate me"
You:
that's cap, he doesn't use
punctuation 🥱
Special Bean Laur:
You:
go ahead 🙄
Special Bean Laur:
i might kill you bc of all the emojis
you're using
Special Bean Laur:
repeat after me:
Special Bean Laur:
i do not need emojis to convey
my meaning
You:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Special Bean Laur:
you're on thin shucking ice
You:
ANYways 🙄✋
You:
send a ss or it din't happen
Special Bean Laur:
sent one (1) image !
You:
you are the most observant
blind person i know
Special Bean Laur:
You:
i'm not gonna tell you if you don't
realize it already
Special Bean Laur:
you went offline !
Special Bean Laur:
youve got to be kidding me
delivered at 9:17am
Newt
Newt:
Lauren, do you need another
briefing on what the Rules of
the Glade are?
You:
i'm fine. 😀
Newt:
The fact that you just screamed
"I'm going to shucking kill you Peter!"
Newt:
tells me otherwise.
You:
i'm fine. 😀
Newt:
Then do your job.
read at 9:19am
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THIS WAS ACTUALLY SO MUCH FUN TO MAKE—
i think the most fun was creating all of the character's texting personality, tbh
gally's the grandpa with the no punctuation (and/or knowledge) and doesn't have his auto-cap off
lauren's got a strong meme game, also has auto-cap off, and doesn't capitalize anything
and peter needs emojis to convey meaning for anything and everything he says
he also capitalizes important things
but I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
and we're going to have at least one more chapter bc i need to include something very important i hinted at in this chapter
see if you can guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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