private messages

june
have i mentioned that you are a wonderful human being and i love you so so much

seb
why are you being so nice

seb
what do you want from me

june
what?? i can't express my love for my friend??

seb
...

june
yeah okay i want civil war spoilers

seb
nice try but i actually like my job and im not about to face the wrath of the russo brothers

june
sebby please

june
we can remarry

seb
sorry but 💰💸💵 > ur love

june
i hope you worked up an appetite

june
because im about to shit down your throat

seb
you're the one who offered me fake love

june
to match your personality

seb
i'm calling the national bullying hotline

june
snitches get stitches

seb
look i'm just trying to get by

june

june
don't even play stan

june
i'm a cello player i'm actually broke

seb
i'll be your sugar daddy

june
you don't have enough cash to fund my lifestyle

seb
splenda daddy then

june
maybe i can make money off prostitution

seb
or like a lemonade stand

june
or both combined

june
i'll call it tart lemonade

june
get it

june
hahahhahaha

seb
jesus christ

seb
you're lucky i like you
not delivered!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: *quiet cackling*