destiny's child
[3 participants]

lizzie
i can't believe you're coming to la tomorrow imma jump

scarlett
lizzie's been talking about it nonstop

lizzie
shut up scarlett i saw you smile when i reminded you june was coming

scarlett
me? smile?

scarlett
preposterous

june
i can't believe all my dreams are coming true☺️

lizzie
we're going to b roomies!!

lizzie
i cleaned the whole apartment for you

june
stop it i'm melting

june
no gesture of affection is greater than the act of menial labor

scarlett
she also made a welcome june gift basket

scarlett
it has like 7 kinds of soap and fancy cheese

june
😩😩😩

lizzie
i like having guests sue me

scarlett
so june what are you most excited to see in la

lizzie
the hollywood sign?

scarlett
rodeo drive?

lizzie
sebastian stan's butt?

scarlett
speaking of people who won't shut up about june visiting

lizzie
he's even worse than me

scarlett
he talks about june more than rudd talks about urban dictionary

lizzie
he talks about june more than downey talks about recycling

scarlett
he talks about june more than he talks about lube

june
...i have to go to orchestra practice

lizzie
classic avoidance

scarlett
we'll interrogate you further when we pick you up from the airport

lizzie
yeah i made a sign

scarlett
it has glitter

scarlett
it makes me want to die

june
hey i love crafting!

lizzie
me too!

june
i've been knitting you and scarlett scarves!

lizzie
aww omg i crochet!

scarlett
there is no god

AUTHOR'S NOTE: just two grandmothers and a bitter old man in the bodies of hot 30 yr old women (also i literally update this 3 times a day someone pls stop me)