the turd herd
[10+ participants]

lizzie
hey everyone meet june!

tommy h
hi june!

mack the knife
what's cookin

robert frowney jr
welcome

june
oooOOOOOHH MY GOD

june
IM ABOUT TO FLIP A FLAP

scar jo
lizzie i warned u

lizzie
june stay calm remember what we discussed

scar jo
deep breathing

mack the knife
keep ur flaps unflipped girl

tommy h
yeah don't worry we're just people like everyone else☺️

crisp evans
especially sebastian he's aggressively mediocre

chubby dumpling
shut your dirty whore mouth chris

chubby dumpling
i am a beacon of light in this cruel world

june
h e l p !!!!!

lizzie
count backwards from 800 and think of warm lemonade

scar jo
fact: june microwaves her lemonade

scar jo
roast her

chad danforth
wtf june

chad danforth
i thought we had a connection but that's canceled now

june
i can't breathe someone give me cpr

chubby dumpling
i mean if you insist

june
ah the sweet sound of my soul leaving my body

tic tac
suddenly i'm awake

tommy h
make babies

june
and they say i have no chill

chubby dumpling
tom ur like 12 get out

robert frowney jr
actually for once i agree with thomas

tommy h
mark the date and time i've finally gained my father's approval

lizzie
the one thing we can agree on is we all ship seb and june

squawk eye
I miss the old days when a ship was just a sea vessel.

robert frowney jr
and they call me old man...

tic tac
renner's got nothing on cap tho

chad danforth
talk about a grandpa

june
but he's like fine wine he only gets better with age

chubby dumpling
...bucky got frozen too

lizzie
seb tries to flirt and fails pt. 37828282

mack the knife
seb embarrasses himself for a girl pt. 38283728

robert frowney jr
#jeb

tommy h
toot toot ship is leaving the harbor

june
too bad i'm an iceberg and i will cackle manically as i sink your ship in the freezing waters of platonic friendship

AUTHOR'S NOTE: tom is sweetest gummy bear prince to exist. also my friend microwaves lemonade before he drinks it roast him