private messages

junebug
hey mel i have news
read 6:23 pm

junebug
hey mel i have something big to tell you
read 6:25 pm

junebug
hey mel a psycho killer chopped off my legs

s(mel)ly
okay i'll save you

junebug
too late i already bled to death

junebug
that's what happens when you take too long to reply to your texts

junebug
people die

s(mel)ly
gee i'm sorry

s(mel)ly
i guess i just assumed that when my best friend in the entire history of existence had life altering news, she would tell me sooner

junebug
i was under a strict contract! i wasn't allowed to say anything until now

s(mel)ly
yeah but i'm your bff you're supposed to break the rules for me

junebug
but what if you'd let something slip on social media

s(mel)ly
who would i tell?? i have 14 followers on instagram

junebug
talking about how pathetically unpopular you are on social media isn't going to make me feel bad for you

s(mel)ly
i'm not unpopular i'm just a private person

junebug
you sent me your nudes last night to make sure the lighting was okay

s(mel)ly
okay fine point taken whICH IS WHY ITS RIDICULOUS YOU HAVENT TOLD ME YOUR NEWS

junebug
i was getting to that

junebug
ready?

s(mel)ly
no i've only been asking constantly for the last week because i'm NOT ready to hear this news

junebug
i'm going to be composing the entire score for captain america: civil war! i'm the first woman to ever compose a score for a marvel movie and i'm so excited about it

s(mel)ly
I WAS WRONG I WAS NOT READY

s(mel)ly
I NEED A MOMENT TO SCREAM

junebug
all good?

s(mel)ly
NO STILL SCREAMING

junebug
k

s(mel)ly
okay i'm back i'm calm

s(mel)ly
I LIED IM NOT JUNE I CANT EVEN EXPRESS HOW HAPPY I AM FOR YOU THIS IS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY.

s(mel)ly
I AM SHOOK. I JUST LEARNED THAT WORD FROM THE INTERNET AND I AM IT.

junebug
thanks mel ❤️

junebug
i almost threw up when the russo brothers contacted me bc i was so excited. i told them i had another call and put them on hold so i could happy dance for 15 minutes

s(mel)ly
babe i'm so proud of you. i know how long you've wanted to compose music and soundtracks

junebug
i just told bucky

junebug
he doesn't seem as impressed

s(mel)ly
he's a cat he doesn't understand that you're going to be interacting with the mcu aka living the dream

junebug
oh god i didn't even think about that

junebug
what if they don't like me?? what if they think my music is bad?? what if seb secretly wears a weave and he's actually bald???????

s(mel)ly
sebastian stan would be gorgeous even if he was bald

junebug
he would look like an egg

s(mel)ly
i'd fry that egg

junebug

                                            bye

s(mel)ly
okay but actually it's my last night in london and all your dreams are coming true we need to celebrate this shit

junebug
but nothing w alcohol you know how much of a lightweight i am

junebug
what if i get drunk and wake up in a dumpster in toronto with a newly adopted korean child

s(mel)ly
that has literally never happened to anyone ever

junebug
but it could

s(mel)ly
i meant let's go out to dinner smh june

junebug
okay sounds good be at your hotel in 15

s(mel)ly
you're trippin if you think i can create this contour in 15 minutes. see you in an hour

junebug
i meant 15 seconds

junebug
hi