private messages

sebastian
hey can i have mel's number?

june
nah m8 fuk off

sebastian
why does everyone treat me this way

june
bc mel is 10 years younger than you perv i'm not letting you slide in

sebastian
it's for tom not me! jeez

june
thank god
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june
(xxx)xxx-xxx

june
im trying to scam them into falling in love too we're so in sync

sebastian

june
bye

sebastian
*bye bye bye

june
i think i might hate you

sebastian
everything i do never seems enough for you...

june
please stop sending me nsync lyrics

sebastian
don't you understand? i will never stop...

june
i'm leaving

sebastian
it's hard to say i'm sorry, it's hard to make the things i did undone...

june
i can't believe i used to keep a picture of you in my cello case

sebastian 
$20 says you still do

june
...those allegations are false i need to go back to work for the american people

sebastian
you're hopelessly in love with me don't deny it

june
plot twist: you're hopelessly in love with ME

sebastian
plot twist: i am hopelessly in love with myself

june
not a plot twist just the truth: i am hopelessly in love with my cat

sebastian
well now i'm just sad for you

june
why my life is fantastic

june
look what i made bucky today

sebastian
you're a huge nerd

june
you know now that nerd culture has become widely mainstream, the term nerd doesn't really denote a negative connotation anymore. by using it you actually allocate yourself out of the zeitgeist

sebastian
okay

sebastian
nerd

AUTHOR'S NOTE: i actually have no idea where this fic is going