arrested development
[10+ participants]

prune
who likes dumplings and inappropriately intrusive questions

prune
my mom is making me organize a dinner party at my childhood home and you all have to come

lizzie
that sounds great!!

lizzie
when?

prune
march 15th

lizzie
isn't that in like a month and a half

prune
my mom likes to plan ahead

prune
and she needs time to knit

mack the knife
not asking don't want to know

squawk eye
I'll be in Canada shooting a movie. I'm so sorry June I would've loved to come!

scar jo
i can come

scar jo
how much alcohol are we going to need

crisp evans
i'm coming

robert frowney jr
me too

robert frowney jr
can i bring my wife?

prune
sure but fair warning my mom will try to force her to join her book club

robert frowney jr
she says it a risk she's willing to take to meet you

prune
aww

chad danforth
i can come

tommy h
i have stuff for homemcoming i'm so sorry june😔😔

prune
tommy you're breaking my heart

chad danforth
i can come

tommy h
i know if i could i would be there in a heartbeat with some nice candles for your mom

chad danforth
I Can Come

prune
the world doesn't deserve you little buddy

prune
this dinner party is ruined without you

chad danforth
I CAN COME

prune
whoa there's no need to yell chadwick

chad danforth
ffs

mack the knife
if tom isn't going to be there i'll definitely be there

tommy h
hey!

mack the knife
it's not your kind of party anyway tom

mack the knife
we're going to eat big boy food

chubby dumpling
yeah there won't be anyone to spoon feed you

robert frowney jr
leave my tiny grandson alone

tommy h
thanks robert😊

robert frowney jr
lmao sike roast him all you want

tommy h
ah the sweet sting of betrayal

prune
is there anyone who hasn't rsvped?

tic tac
alas i cannot make it

scar jo
"alas"

crisp evans
haven't heard that one since the dark ages

prune
why can't you come rudd?

prune
did your noble steed break down on the way to the castle?

lizzie
is there a fair maiden that needs saving from a fearsome dragon?

mack the knife
maybe his armor rusted and trapped him inside

chubby dumpling
or maybe he contracted the black plague

prune
oh rats

tic tac
have i mentioned i want you all dead

tic tac
because i want you all dead

chad danforth
what are you going to do? challenge us to a jousting duel?

tic tac
eat shit chad dick

tic tac
besides seb never rsvped roast him instead

chubby dumpling
of course i'm going rudd i'll be there all week

chubby dumpling
you corncob

lizzie
june's food related insults are rubbing off on him

scar jo
you guys are doing that thing where your phrases and things you say start slipping into each other's vocabulary

tommy h
aww that's so cute

prune
stop

chubby dumpling
also the dinner party is the date of our 1 year anniversary so please don't be total idiots

prune
you're asking too much of them

robert frowney jr
YOUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

lizzie
i'm going to make you guys a collage!!

crisp evans
here's a collage of how i feel rn

crisp evans

robert frowney jr
don't meme me bitch

mack the knife
wait if you're staying at your mom's house how are you going to bam bam in the ham for your anniversary

tic tac
did he say bam bam in the ham

chad danforth
i have never been so uncomfy in my life

scar jo
again i ask how much alcohol are we going to need

prune
all the alcohol you can get

AUTHOR'S NOTE: i've missed this gc