imsebastianstan: the first time i met june i was pretty sure i was already in love with her. the first time i heard her play at davies hall i knew i was in love with her. i'm no less in love with her now after a year of being together. i can't imagine my life without you, j. thank you for being my best friend ❤️
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juneharmon: happy one year i love my man *looks at smudged handwriting on hand* sebaceous gland
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@chrisevans: if you thought i wasn't going to live tweet jeb's anniversary/dumpling making/sweater vest unboxing then you're crazy
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@scarlettj: oh no
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@AnthonyMackie: um can you be present please we're trying to have a family gathering
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@Renner4Real: Kids and their phones SMH
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@paulrudd: i taught him that!
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@username: i'm buckling my seatbelt
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@username: i can't wait for jeb to make my heart literally crumble to ashes

@chrisevans: seb and june are already staring into each other's eyes and smiling gross
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@mjsantiago:

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@imsebastianstan: get over it guys
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@chrisevans: you used to look at me that way...

@juneharmon retweeted this!

@chrisevans: mel is here!! and she's wearing the ugliest sweater vest i've ever seen too she looks like a sad homeless clown
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@chrisevans: oh no the sweater vest was made by june's lovely mother diane how do i delete my tweets
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@chrisevans:

making dumplings!!!
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@chrisevans: lmao seb called june his little pork dumpling and she said if he ever called her that again she would dump(ling) him
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@RobertDowneyJr: chris is sitting in the corner openly staring at the rest of us and then tweeting about it it's creepy
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@juneharmon: @RobertDowneyJr leave the sad little man alone this is all he has in his life

@chrisevans: miles and adele showed up and everyone forgot jeb existed for 21 minutes
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@username: omg adele??
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@adelnotadele: @chrisevans do you think my username is just for decorative purposes or something
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@chrisevans: *adel
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@username: even better
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@adelnotadele: @username thank you i'm humbled
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@milesbspencer: @adelnotadele the words humble and adel have literally never been used together in a sentence

@chrisevans: seb gave june a super cute anniversary present😩😭
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@officiallyelizabetholsen: here lies my heart, 1989-2017, melted by jeb
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@username: so good so pure

@chrisevans: mel threw a cabbage at chadwick's head for calling her short
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@username: tag urself i'm the cabbage
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@chadwickboseman: i don't know how so much rage can fit in such a tiny girl
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@tomholland1996: lettuce have peace
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@tomholland1996: @mjsantiago haha puns i love words! don't you love words?
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@mjsantiago: @tomholland1996 i like the word "strangle"
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@tomholland1996: ah it's almost like she's here with me

@chrisevans: psa: diane harmon is the most wonderful woman in the whole world confirmed
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@officiallyelizabetholsen: i've already got my adoption papers back off
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@juneharmon: this woman made me wear keens until high school she's bamboozled you all into thinking she's nice and normal
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@RobertDowneyJr: @juneharmon there's nothing wrong with a good environmentally friendly athletic sandal
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@username: how come they only talk about june's mom??
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@username: yeah i want to hear live tweets about her dad what's he doing
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@juneharmon: @username being an asshole

@chrisevans: we 're suuupeir drunk now,
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@chrisevans: i think juNe is cryinf
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@username: the mcu is such a fucking hot mess
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@username: emphasis on hot 👀

@chrisevans:

pictur of june righr now h
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@chrisevans:

wait m bad thisd one is her
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@username: yes i can see how similar the pictures are and how you'd get them confused so easily
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@donaldglover: what the fuck
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@scarlettj: i definitely didn't bring enough alcohol to tolerate chris on twitter

@chrisevans: goof night!!
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: another train wreck of a chapter brought to you by ya girl