the turd herd
[10+ participants]

mack the knife

look how happy this dork gets when june texts him

prune
he's probably watching porn

crisp evans
hey seb remember that one time

chubby dumpling
chris you better stop talking right this instant

chad danforth
i don't want to hear this

crisp evans
ok ok too soon got it

crisp evans
also i'm going to the grocery store seb do you need anything

chubby dumpling
yeah new friends

crisp evans
guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight bitch

prune
aww you guys live together

prune
nothing's cuter than codependency in fully grown male individuals

scar jo
O SHIT

lizzie
i knew we kept her around for a reason

tic tac
🚨🚨🚨

tic tac
^^sirens from the ambulance that's coming to take u to the burn ward of the hospital

prune
paul rudd is my new favorite human being

tommy h
um???

prune
i retract my previous statement i love my tiny son

tommy h
mom😊

robert frowney jr
i thought you were my son that would make june my wife

chubby dumpling
hold on now

tommy h
grandpa?

robert frowney jr
i mean i guess

prune
so who's my husband then

mack the knife
seb

lizzie
seb

chad danforth
seb

prune
this family is so messed up

squawk eye
I am the other grandfather. Robert, we are married now.

robert frowney jr
cool i'm sure my wife won't mind when i tell her i've left her for another man to raise our adopted children

scar jo
i call being the aunt

chad danforth
i'm the uncle who could've gone pro if i hadn't blown my knee out

lizzie
i'm the hippie cousin who likes patchouli and protests turkey at the family thanksgiving dinner

mack the knife
im the weird slightly inappropriate uncle who gives u shitty presents at christmas

tic tac
i'm the nephew who does magic and everyone's a little bit worried about

crisp evans
i'm seb's secret lover on the side

chubby dumpling
i'm a scumbag husband apparently

chubby dumpling
sorry son

tommy h
dad how could you

prune
i'm a single mother now

prune
and an alcoholic probably

chad danforth changed the turd herd to arrested development!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: i don't know what i'm doing but i literally love arrested development and if you haven't seen it you're doing something wrong