the turd herd
[10+ participants]

mack the knife
i see you sebastian

mack the knife
you ain't slick

lizzie
seb i am embarrassed for u

chubby dumpling
i'm just trying to live my best life and i'm honestly feeling so attacked

crisp evans
lizzie was shitting on tom earlier for saying mel santiago was cute now it's your turn to suffer

scar joe
did i miss something

tommy h
fiNALLY THEY'VE PICKED SOMEONE ELSE TO BULLY I'M SAFE

robert frowney jr
don't get too comfy tom

chad danforth
okay who changed my name to that shrub from high school musical

lizzie
chadwick did you just admit to knowing the characters from hsm

chad danforth
...no?

squawk eye
Haha.

tic tac
you don't have to add a period every time you send a text renner

squawk eye
It's not my fault I'm the only one who uses proper punctuation.

squawk eye
Grammar is important.

mack the knife
how did we get so far off track

scar joe
i still have no idea what's happening

lizzie
seb is tryna get some on social media

lizzie
unsuccessfully

mack the knife
he left ~fLirTy~ comments on june harmon's instagram posts

tommy h
oh i just followed june!

robert frowney jr
my wife and i saw her in concert once

chubby dumpling
i watched all the performances she did on tour on youtube she's really really good

tommy h
oh did you now 😉

mack the knife
👀 👀 👀

crisp evans
he watched literally everything under her name

crisp evans
he even stalked her myspace from like 42 years ago

chubby dumpling
okAY TRAITOR IF THATS HOW ITS GOING TO BE

chubby dumpling
chris spent 9 minutes trying to push open a door that said 'pull' yesterday

crisp evans
sebastian used to write twilight fanfiction

chubby dumpling
chris ate out of a frisbee for a month because he didn't want to wash his dishes

crisp evans
sebastian thought the moon landing was faked

chubby dumpling
it was

chubby dumpling
there's proof i've seen the pictures and the shadows don't match

mack the knife
admirable attempt at deflection seb but we're not done talking about june

lizzie
yeah tell us more about your crushhh

chubby dumpling
wtf i don't have a crush on her

robert frowney jr
sure jan

squawk eye
That seems fake, but okay.

chubby dumpling
i've never even talked to her

lizzie
i heard she's coming to los angeles soon

chubby dumpling
she is??

chad danforth
you can literally hear how excited he is

tic tac
ah young love

lizzie changed chubby dumpling to whipped like cream!

whipped like cream
i hate you all