private messages

unknown
hi! it's elizabeth olsen. i got your number from the russo brothers

unknown
i heard you're coming to los angeles to start musical production in a month and i thought it might help make your first day easier if you knew someone beforehand

june
is

june
is this a heart attack

elizabeth
if you want i can make a group chat so you can meet scarlett too

june
i would literally sell my mother for a corn chip to talk to scarlett johanssen

elizabeth
haha okay hold on one sec!

elizabeth added you to destiny's child!

destiny's child
[3 participants]

lizzie
get it because there are 3 of us

scarlett
i'm beyonce

june
sorry scarlett but

lizzie
fight fight fight

scarlett
did you miss the part where i am literally black widow

june
yeah she would actually crush me i have the upper body strength of an uncooked spaghetti noodle

scarlett
get wrecked i'm taking u and ur pasta arms down

lizzie
okay cool it scar this was supposed to be a 'welcome june' group chat

scarlett
oh right

scarlett
hi june

june
omg senpai noticed me

june
i'm going to lose my shit in 3 seconds

lizzie
we're not even that great tho

scarlett
speak for yourself

june
here it comes

june
i can't stop it

june
ADFGSHJHYJYWGXVFjdflkhlfFDGFR

lizzie
is she having a seizure

june
nleqjoyc4yohx3ohfoih3oghx!!!!11!!1!!

scarlett
should we try turning her back on and off or

june
wow the neighbors said they're filing a complaint because i was "yodeling" at 6am

june
like okay bethany i'd like to see u try and stay calm when talking to ur icons

lizzie
flame her ass

june
i told her that her walnut loaf is harder than she'll ever make her husband and she looked so offended i almost felt bad

scarlett
IM WEAK DID U REALLY SAY THAT

lizzie
juNE

lizzie
holy shit 😂😂

june
yes

june
on a completely unrelated note i forgot that bethany's husband is my landlord and i am now homeless

lizzie
you can come live with me in los angeles while you're working here!

scarlett
or with me i already have a kid what's one more

june
MOM I LOVE U

scarlett
i changed my mind

lizzie
i didn't! i have extra space for you and bucky if you want

june
like actually??

lizzie
like actually

june
but aren't you worried that i'll be some creepy stalker

lizzie
i'm 100% sure you're a creepy stalker

lizzie
you probably carry pictures of of the whole mcu cast with you wherever you go in your purse

scarlett
june probably has a sebastian stan shrine in her room

june
aw you guys know me so well already :')

lizzie
then it's settled. you're staying with me

june
i can't believe i'm going to breathe the same air as elizabeth olsen AH

june
i'm already getting kicked out i'm sure bethany won't mind a little more yodeling

AUTHOR'S NOTE: i told myself i wouldn't make them all instant bffs bc that's not realistic but then i said fuck it all and now june is moving in with lizzie oh well