private messages

smiles
what's up october

junie
it's just not fair that i have no material to make fun of your name with

smiles
i should text my mom and thank her

smiles
hey mom thanks for naming me something normal so my friend doesn't bully me. and also for expelling me from your loins

junie
gross

junie
never mention margaret's loins again

smiles
hey those loins created me

junie
creation implies it was intentional

smiles
listen i am a fucking blessing

junie
you know who else was considered a blessing

junie
jesus

junie
and mary never asked for that child either

smiles
so basically you're calling me jesus

junie
you shrimp

smiles
okay we're getting off track

smiles
i had real things to discuss with you

junie
like what

smiles
like the fact that you're playing pelvic pinochle with a romanian god

smiles
translation: sex with seb

junie
yup got it thanks

junie
i'm trying to forget you ever used the words pelvic pinochle to describe sex

smiles
well you're not denying it

junie
miles we've been dating for two weeks

smiles
so

junie
so it took me eight dates to kiss you

junie
why would you think i'm bumping butts with him already

smiles
wait you can say bumping butts but i can't say pelvic pinochle??

smiles
that's a double standard

junie
how did you even know about this

smiles
mel told me

junie
GODDAMNIT MEL

junie
that girl cannot keep a secret for shit

smiles
don't hurt her that's the only way i get gossip

junie
speaking of gossip

junie
anything new going on with you?

smiles
well i met someone

junie
miles that's awesome!

smiles
yeah

smiles
um his name is adel

junie
how did you guys meet

smiles
june adel is a guy

junie
yeah i know

junie
how did you guys meet

smiles
we met at a coffee shop

smiles
do you not care that he's a guy?

junie
do you like him?

smiles
i really like him

junie
well that's the only thing that matters

smiles
i love you

junie
love you too

junie
biles

junie
that sounds like miles! and it has the word bile in it!

smiles
sure december

junie
dang it

AUTHOR'S NOTE: i love miles spencer and i have no shame in admitting it. june and miles are good pals and he's going to be so happy with his boyfriend adel (played by riz ahmed, loml)