private messages

junebug
mel i need your help

s(mel)ly
and i need gas money

junebug
what you don't even drive

s(mel)ly
yeah but the money would still be nice

junebug
i need to talk to you about something serious

s(mel)ly
what's going on

junebug
sebastian told me he loved me this morning

junebug
he was drunk off his ass last night and texted me "i lobe you" so i asked him what he meant today and he told me that he's in love with me

s(mel)ly
wait what's the problem

junebug
i panicked

junebug
i told him bucky was having kittens and i literally ran out of his apartment

s(mel)ly
bucky is a boy cat

junebug
MEL I KNOW

junebug
i don't know what to do

s(mel)ly
you didn't say i love you back?

junebug
no

s(mel)ly
why?

junebug is typing...

junebug
i don't know

junebug
everything just started to feel so real

junebug
things have been so easy until now but i realized that this isn't like any relationship i've ever had and that really freaked me out

s(mel)ly
why?

junebug
because if this is real then we have to deal with the messy stuff like feelings and careers and gross flossing habits

junebug
it stops being easy

s(mel)ly
but isn't it worth it if he makes you happy june?

s(mel)ly
can't you overcome the little things if you love him?

junebug
but i never said i loved him

s(mel)ly
june

s(mel)ly
i understand this is a personal crisis but you've got to be shitting me

s(mel)ly
you two are such idiots smh it's a miracle you even ever admitted your feelings and started dating

junebug
well how the hell am i supposed to know if i'm in love with him!

s(mel)ly
little things

s(mel)ly
like do you want to spend all your time with him?

junebug
yeah

junebug
when he leaves i miss him so much it hurts

junebug
but that doesn't mean i love him

s(mel)ly
i'm going to need a new coffee table from all the times your relationship has made me slam my head into it

s(mel)ly
fine how do you feel when you're with him?

junebug
happy

junebug
like i swallowed sunshine and it's making me all light and warm

junebug
kind of like being drunk actually

s(mel)ly
well there's your answer you should dump seb and date a martini instead

junebug
i thought we agreed no hurtful sarcasm before noon

s(mel)ly
june can you imagine your life without him in it

junebug is typing...

junebug
no

junebug
holy crackers and cheese

junebug
i think i'm in love with him

s(mel)ly
finally

s(mel)ly
i'm going to start charging you two if you keep making me your couple's therapist

junebug
mel thank you

junebug
i love you you're so wise

junebug
you're like a tiny hispanic yoda

s(mel)ly
but hotter

junebug
and with better fashion sense

junebug
i think i'm going to tell him

s(mel)ly
i'm really happy for you june

s(mel)ly
but also bitter so if you don't mind i need to go put on my fuzzy socks and eat some pudding and cry about how single i am

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private messages

june

seb
what

june
i lobe you

seb
are you mocking me

june
i love you

june
that's what i was trying to say

seb
HOLY FUCK IM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU AND I CANT BELIEVE YOU FEEL THE SAME I LET OUT THE MOST UNMANLY SHRIEK
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seb
really?

june
really

seb
maybe really will be our always

june
nope

seb
really?

june
really

seb
hahaHAHAH YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP

june
shut up you dirty microwave

seb
you love this dirty microwave

june
yeah i guess i do

AUTHOR'S NOTE: romeo and juliet who?? jk but i love jeb with all my cold dead heart