I found a new favorite servant in JP. She is such a wife from the comics I've seen. Capable of pissing both Jalter and Maid Alter. Made Jalter leave her Avenger form to Berzerker and Maid into a Saber from being a rider.

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Issei: "Hey Y/n"

I turn around as I see one of Rias' people running up to me.

Y/n: "Hello"

Issei: "Can I borrow you for a second?"

Y/n: "Of course"

I follow him to the gym as he looks around.

Y/n: "Is everything okay?"

Issei: "Huh? Oh, yea. I just wanted to ask for a favor"

Y/n: "I'll be happy to help"

Issei: "So you can cast illusions right?"

Y/n: "Yes. I can do other things too"

Issei: "Can you project ANYTHING?!"

Y/n: "I feel like I know what you are about to ask.. and I can safely assume we both are going to enjoy this"

Issei: "Where did the glasses come from?"

Y/n: "Illusion magic. Same with the blinding lights behind me"

Issei: "That's awesome"

Y/n: "I know. Anyways, time to get started"

I tap on the ground with my staff as the area is engulfed by flowers. Before us, a wave of women in lingerie, bikinis and other outfits all stood. His nose bleeds profusely as a sliver falls out of mine.

Issei: "Who the hell are those babes?!"

Y/n: "That is Artemis and Orion"

Artemis: "Hey Master~"

Y/n: "Helloooo~"

Issei: "My goodness!!"

Y/n: "That's Quetzalcoatl"

Quetzalcoatl: "Hola Mr. Little Magus"

Y/n: "Pleasures all mine Miss Goddess of Light"

Y/n: "This is Ereshkigal, Queen of the underworld"

Eresh: "H-H-Hel-llo M-M-Mast-ter"

Issei: "She's so cute. Reminds me of a certain blonde I know"

Y/n: "And the goddess of beauty, Ishtar"

Ishtar: "Why do I have to wear this?!"

Y/n: "Because Ereshkigal can't wear it because she is too shy"

Ishtar: "That's why?!"

Y/n: "Don't act like you don't enjoy it"

Ishtar: "Hmph!!"

Issei: "She's pretty hot. I like her"

Y/n: "I got you too with a quick gift"

Issei: "What the fuck!!"

Koneko: "What are you looking at.. perv"

Issei: "That is it right there chief!!"

He gives me a thumbs up.

Akeno: "IIIssei~"

She wags her finger towards her.

Y/n: "Yes ma'am!!"

Rias: "Bad boy Issei"

Rias: "Looking at them when you could of had me"

Issei: "Rias!!"

He was basically in tears as he gave me another thumbs up.

Issei: "Y/n, are you my guardian angel or something?"

Y/n: "Nope, just your new fairly odd parent!!"

Issei: "Thanks for the gift god *zap* ow!! Totally worth it. Is there anything else you can do?!"

Y/n: "Hmm... I guess I could also do this"

I tap my staff as I'm surrounded by flowers.

Y/n: "Tadaaa!!"

Issei: "Gah!!

He grabs onto his chest as he falls to the ground.

Y/n: "Now you are the only man in a sea of women. Your very own harem"

Issei: "That is dangerous!! I won't lie when I say you look adorable but you are still a dude!!"

He picks his head up as I crouch down next to him.

Y/n: "So what do you say we have some fun~"

Issei: "Your voice even sounds feminine"

Y/n: "It's an illusion. Time to see what females feel like when they get there bow chika wow wow on with another girl"

I say with a smirk.

Y/n: "I will say, despite these being a little on the smaller side they still have some weight to them"

I say grabbing my boobs which I stare at and start giggling them around.

Y/n: "Hehehe.."

Issei: "They look so re-AL!!"

He falls over me as the door swings open.

Rias: "Issei? Are you-"

Sona: "What's-"

They both stare as Issei is currently pinning a female Y/n on the ground.

Rias: "..."

Sona: "..."

Rias' Peerage: "..."

Sona's Peerage: "..."

Issei: "Rias!!! This-"

Y/n: "Is exactly what you think it is"

Issei: "Huh?!"

Rias: "Issei..."

Issei: "Y-Yes?!"

Akeno: "Gosh, I never knew you'd swing that way"

She said jokingly... I think.

Issei: "Wait!! This isn't like that!!"

Y/n: "Oh really? You kind of have me pinned to the ground right now with your leg between mine. I still have a dick under there by the way"

Issei: "You're making things worse!!"

Sona: "What's happening then?"

Issei: "I-"

He stops as he realizes the predicament he's in. He was watching a whole bunch of women, including all the girls from her peerage. Could he say that? But the other option is...

Issei: "You set me up"

He whispers to me.

Y/n: "Maybe.."

Rias: "Well.. What are you doing here then?"

Issei: "I.."

Koneko: "You?"

All the female illusions were frozen in time but were hidden as the group of people were blocked by the gym seats.

Issei: "I.. asked him to turn into a girl.."

They all look at him in disgust.

Y/n: "I was bribed"

Issei: "It was to help me talk to girls better!!"

Rias: "Why couldn't you just ask one of us then?"

Y/n: "Nice rebound. You got it from here now"

I whisper to him as I tap my staff which causes all the illusions to disappear.

Sona: "Y/n?"

Y/n: "Yes?"

Sona: "Are you.. going to turn into a man again"

Y/n: "Hmm?"

I look to see I was still in my female body"

Y/n: "Oh yea, I forgot.. Care to do it with another girl Sona~?"

Sona: "No!! I prefer you as a man- Uh?"

Y/n: "Well if that's the case"

I revert back to being my usual self as I walk over to her.

Y/n: "I'll go back to the way you like me then"

Sona: "I never said that!!"

Y/n: "Yes you did~"

Sona: "Whatever, I'm leaving"

Y/n: "I love your embarrassed face"

Sona: "Shut up!!"

She leaves with me hot on her tail as Rias looks at Issei.

Rias: "So.. do you prefer his body?"

Issei: "I don't roll that way Rias!! Please believe me!!"

Koneko: "The pitched tent in your pants says otherwise"

He looks down to his horror.

Issei: "What is wrong with you?! Traitor!!"

He looks up as his eyes meet with the person he'd least like to see right now.

I leave as I catch up with Sona. I walk through the illusion me that I had created as I speak to her as if I'd been there the whole time.

Y/n: "Hey Sona?"

Sona: "What?"

Y/n: "What do you think of me?"

Sona: "An annoyance at times"

Y/n: "Hmm. I guess I'm more like my father than I thought?"

Sona: "You have some good qualities.."

Y/n: "I guess I'm not like my father then"

I could sense him screaming at me right now.

Sona: "What do you want?"

Y/n: "You"

Sona: "That's not what I meant. I want to know what your goal is by being here in Kuoh. I know I can't possibly be the reason you are here"

Y/n: "You're right. I do have an ulterior motive for being here"

Sona tenses up a little as she questions further.

Sona: "And what might that be?"

Y/n: "To be around you!!"

I say cheerfully. She facepalms as I say it.

Sona: "Do you seriously have no other business other than me?!"

Y/n: "Nope"

She sighs as she rubs her head.

Sona: "I would of thought you did"

Y/n: "Like what?"

Sona: "I don't know. Taking over the world, taking down all of the factions, something like that"

Y/n: "I have no interest in any of that. For starters, I wouldn't be able to go back home if I did. My father would also be really disappointed in me and probably killed me or something"

Sona: "Do you..."

Y/n: "Hmm?"

Sona: "Do you wish.. to eat.. together?"

Y/n: "Of course!! I have some food my Uncle Shirou made"

I pull out a bento he made for me that was rather large when I told him about Sona yesterday.

Sona: "Oh, I umm.. prepared something for you in advance.. I thought you didn't bring anything"

Shit!!!

Y/n: "I'll eat it as well!!"

I say grabbing onto her hands.

Sona: "R-Really?"

Y/n: "Absolute!!"

Sona: "Okay then"

We arrive at her office and place our meals down.

Sona: "Your Uncle, he's an amazing cook"

Y/n: "I know. You are really good too"

Sona: "Thanks"

She blushes as she tries covering it with the bread Shirou made. It was quite cute to be honest.

Sona: "Sorry for always being servous.. I'm just not used to be around people like this. When they start confessing and I take them serious"

Y/n: "It's fine. I enjoy it"

We continue to talk as we get to know more about one another.