A/N: Wow, I need to start writing longer chapters! And please comment, fan, and vote!

Lumber's POV

"Oh god.. Lou, I'm not getting out of this car." I said, fiercley, my nails digging into the seat. I didn't want this, I didn't want to be famous. I just wanted to be Louis' best friend, apparently, it was to much to ask for. Of course I knew this would happen, only an idiot would."

"Aw.. C'mon.. Please?" Louis asked, his voice pleading. Sure I understood, he didn't want to appear by himself when we clearly just got done with an interview.

"Lou, she can't stay in the car.." Liam said, giving Lou a pointed look. Here goes Daddy Direction, yet again. Does this boy ever rest? It seems like he is always taking charge, and making sure that nothing had happens.

"Don't worry, I'll stay with her." Harry said, very cheekily. I rolled my eyes, it's like I wasn't here. I haven't been really acknowledged since I've said something. But, I guess I made a good conversation topic. Joy. But, if Harry really thought I was staying with him, here, he's gone mad.

Out of the corner of my eyes, I saw Louis give Liam a look. I smiled, knowing Liam wouldn't agree to it. But strangely, I knew Zayn saw the look, too, shit. I wasn't leaving, they couldn't make me, I'll make sure of it.

"Are we just going to sit here or-" Niall started, but was interrupted by Louis, who had whacked his arm and gave him a certain look. I knew that look, it was his 'Shut up, or you'll ruin it' look. I laughed, everyone seemed unaware of me snooping around their conversation. Apparently I was quite innocent.

Liam, Niall, Harry, and Zayn opened up the van's door, and hopped out. As if on cue, the cameras started going off, whining bright flashes into their faces. Security rushed out, coming from some unknown area, and pushed the reporters back. I smirked, and heard another snicker. Caught off guard I tilted my head, it's Lou.

"Since you are not coming out of this van, on your own free will, I'm going to make you." Louis explained, an evil glint in his eyes.

"You wouldn't dare.." I said, narrowing mine. Basically, challenging him.

"Yes, I do believe I would." Lou said matter of factly. He lunged towards me, grabbing hold of my waist. Throwing me over his shoulder, in an extremely dangerous way, since we were still in the van. Lou practically dived out, and I had no clue how he could do that, and hold me at the same time. Secret muscle, I suppose.

"LOU!" I yelled, hitting his back with my fists. Not receiving a response I sighed very angrily, because I was strong enough to affect him. My eyes were closed, and I have up. I felt him step onto the sand, and start sprinting towards the boys.

"Yes, Lum Bug?" The traitor finally answers. He some how swung me down, so he was holding me bridal style. Could this be anymore awkward.

"Well, for starters.. What the hell do you think 'I'm not getting out' means?" I ask, dead serious. Sometimes I swore Lou has lost his marbles, and maybe doesn't hear things correctly.

"You were coming out. Screw the cameras." Louis replied with a shrug. How he seemed at ease, I was unsure. This kid wasn't right in the head.

"Now, put me down." I ordered, very demanding. We weren't anywhere near the boys, but I just felt helpless. And, I enjoyed the feel of his arms around me, so, time to get down. "Really."

"I don't think I will.." Lou said with a cheeky grin.

A/N: Ugh, sorry for the short chappie!! Please comment!! Do you like Lumber and Louis together?