Narrator's POV

"Did you just steal a pizza?" Stephen asked.

"No. I bought it." Tony said. "For twice the original price, so I think that was pretty nice." He walked over to the bed and opened it.

Stephen took a slice. "It's not bad."

"This is real Hawaiian pizza." Tony said.

"Could use something to drink though." Stephen said.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Tony cocked his eyebrows.

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"This wasn't at all what I was thinking!" Stephen laughed at Tony pushed him around in a cart at the grocery store.

The cart was full of junk food and other stuff they didn't need.

"You're not complaining." Tony said.

"I'm not." Stephen told him.

"hEeHehEheeHehEhehEeHeh." Tony said as he pushed the cart, climbing on it and taking a sharp turn into the candy isle. "We've gotta get some red licorice." Tony said.

"You still like that stuff." Stephen asked.

"Red licorice is a must!" Tony said, taking an unopened umbrella and pointing it up in the air, popping it open.

"Well, if you say so." Stephen said. "How many?" He asked, grabbing a packet.

"Um..." Tony used the umbrella to push the whole box off the shelf and into the cart. "That should be enough." He said.

"Don't you think we're going a little overboard?" Stephen asked.

"Psh, nonsense." Tony said. "We're just shopping."

"You kinda knocked over an entire shelf back in isle fourteen." Stephen said.

"What?" Tony laughed nervously. "Why would say that? I would never."

"There's pickle juice running down the isle and I heard the crash back there. Not to mention the manager is coming this way." Stephen said.

"Sir, excuse me. You're gonna have to pay-"

"Yeah, yeah. I know. Push me and my friend out of the store in this cart and I will for everything." Tony said.

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"Thank you!" Tony said as the manager pushed him and Stephen out of the store in the cart.

"You are ridiculous." Stephen said.

"What? You've gotta admit that was fun." Tony said.

"You just paid four thousand dollars in pickles." Stephen said.

"Oh, so what?" Tony said. "I'm a billionaire."

Stephen shook his head, smiling down at his feet. "I suppose."

"That's the spirit." Tony said.

"What about our pizza?" Stephen asked. "We didn't even get our drinks." Stephen said.

"We have all this." Tony said, pointing down at the cart full of food.

"Tony we're not seriously about to eat junk food till dawn." Stephen said.

"Have you ever had a cosmic brownie?" Tony asked, picking up a box of brownie treats.

Stephen raised a brow.

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Stained coffee cup
Just that fingerprinted lipstick's not enough
Sleep, where you lay
Still a trace of innocence on the pillow case

Tony and Stephen laughed and shouted as they pushed each other in the cart around the parking lot of the grocery store.

That had eaten a lot of sugar.

Stephen wasn't suppose to have any sugar after six. That was a rule since he was small.

The Ancient One learned that the hard way.

As for Tony, no amount of sugar did anything to him. He was always up for a good time.

"Waking up
Beside you I'm my loaded gun
I can't contain this anymore
I'm all yours I've got no control
No control!" They both sang at the top of their lungs.

Stephen looked behind them he saw red and blue blinking lights. "Tony were being chased by the cops!" He said, laughing about. He was on a sugar high.

Sirens went off.

"Yeah, I know bud." Tony said nervously. He attached some thrusters on the cart.

"Oh no." Stephen said. "Did we steal something?" He asked.

"No, no. We're just trying to have a good time, and old people like to complain." Tony said.

"Oh." Stephen said. "That stupid siren is too loud." He said, waving his hands about.

The sirens muted.

"That was awesome." Tony said.

Stephen bowed in the cart. "Thank you, thank you. Thank you very much." He winked at Tony.

"Sir, were gonna have to ask you to stop the cart." Said a police officer through a megaphone behind them.

"Oh yeah?" Stephen shouted.

"Stephen do-"

"Why don't you stop your shouting!" Stephen shouted.

"Sir, that was uncalled for." The officer said.

"Your face was uncalled for!" Stephen shouted back.

Tony snorted, holding back laughter.

"Sir, stop the cart."

"Hold on." Tony said, clicking a button, powering the thrusters.

They took off, leaving the officer far behind.

"Yeepee ki yay motherfu-"

"Okay Stephen." Tony patted his shoulder. "I think we lost him."

"Yeah. He was being a real party pooper." Stephen said.

"Yeah. He was being a real Debbi dowNER! AH!" Tony yelped as they came cross a sidewalk, ramming into its side and flipping the cart toward.

Stephen opened a portal on the ground, letting them fall through and into their hotel room.

Stephen laughed on the bed. "That was..." He sat up. "That was fun."

"You've clearly had too much sugar." Tony said.

"Hey, our pizza." Stephen said, looking at the nightstand, where the pizza box was. "Aww it's cold."

"There's a microwave in here." Tony said.

"Tony, I'm tired." Stephen said.

"We weren't even out for that long." Tony looked down at his watch.

1:23 am

"Wow. We were out for a while." Tony said.

"Yeah." Stephen said, tossing in the bed. "Let's go to bed."

"But what about the popsicles? They're gonna melt." Tony said.

"I can't eat anymore sugar, other wise I won't be able to sleep." Stephen said.

"We have to. I don't want them to go to waste." Tony said.

"Tony."

"Just one." Tony said.

Stephen sat up and looked at him. "Just one."

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"Wow, look at that one." Stephen pointed at the sky.

"Yeah." Tony said.

The two were sitting on the roof of the hotel, looking at the stars, eating popsicles.

Tony looked at Stephen, who was happily enjoy his popsicle. Tony blushed as he watched Stephen eat it. Oh, how he begged his mind to stop, but he just couldn't.

Stephen looked at him.

Tony cocked his eyebrows.

Stephen raised a brow and bit down on the popsicle, including the stick and began to eat it.

Tony quickly looked away, sweating nervously. "What the actual fuck?" He said to himself.

"What's wrong?" Stephen asked.

"Nothing, nothing." Tony said. "Brain freeze, that's all."

"Oh." Stephen said. "Look a shooting star!"

"Where?" Tony asked, looking around.

"There." Stephen pointed at Tony.

Tony looked at him. "Wait, what?"

Stephen fell through a portal and disappeared.