Me: Hello everyone!

Everyone: Hey Roxy!

Me: I'm sure you must have many questions. Please, feel free to ask.

Sirius: How come we're alive?

James: You read our minds, Padfoot.

Sirius: *le grin*

Me: Simple! I, as the author of this book, can do whatever I want! Including reviving the dead!

Harry+James: How?

Me: Author magic, sillies.

Draco: Aren't you all wondering about how we're trapped in a book in the first place?

Me: Oh be happy, you ungrateful wimp. If you weren't in this book, many of you wouldn't even be alive!

Luna: She's got a point.

Everyone: *agrees*

Draco: *is red in the face for being called an ungrateful wimp*

Me: *bows theatrically* Thank you, thank you. But, first things first, shouldn't we welcome our wonderful readers?

Ron: What? What readers?

Hermione: We're in a book, aren't we?

*waits for Ron to realise*

Ron: Yeah, so?

Hermione: *le sigh* If there's a book, there's got to be readers. Honestly Ronald....

Ron: Sorrrry.

Everyone: Hello readers!

Me: That's more like it. Now, please continue on to the next chapter. The fun shall begin...*evil chuckle*

Everyone: *wondering what Roxy's plans are & questioning their life choices*